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Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar...
It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.
Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.
Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly*
Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies
Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose
What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?
"Go Ahead Make My Day"
What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car?
Audi, partner.
Why did god create Clint Eastwood?
Because even Chuck Norris needs a worst nightmare.
What would Clint Eastwood be called if he was Japanese?
Clint Fareastwood
He got his name, how exactly?
In the movie Rocky , it's explained by our hero, the reason why you would call a left handed fighter, a southpaw - reason being that this one left handed fighter from the south, would point his left paw to the south, reminding the audience that he was a southern boy.
That's all good and fine, I just hope mr. Eastwood didn't get his name in a similar way...
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