Easter Sunday Jokes
22 easter sunday jokes and hilarious easter sunday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about easter sunday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Easter Sunday Short Jokes
Short easter sunday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The easter sunday humour may include short easter day jokes also.
- My mom asked me what I was doing for Easter ... I said, "Same as Jesus. Going out on Friday and coming back Sunday"
- What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday? April Fools! I'm not really dead!
- Good Friday is the day Jesus died. Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.
And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud. - My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday
- What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste)
Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry. - Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday? That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!
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Easter Sunday One Liners
Which easter sunday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with easter sunday? I can suggest the ones about easter kids and happy easter.
- What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday? Rolling Rock
- I am spending my Easter like Jesus... I'm going out Friday and coming back Sunday.
- Jesus, Good Friday: Ok guys I'm dead now. Jesus, Easter Sunday: Gotcha! April Fools!
Entertaining Easter Sunday Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about easter sunday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean easter bunny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make easter sunday pranks.
What are we doing for Easter?
Wife: What are our plans for Easter?
Husband: I'll be like Jesus. Disappear on Friday and return on Sunday.
Wife: That's AWESOME. I'll be like Mary.
Husband: What do you mean?
Wife: I'll show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.
Little Johnny was sitting in Sunday school on Easter
The Sunday school teacher said "Today is all about the resurrection, does anyone know what that is?"
Little Johnny raises his hand....
"I do! And if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to call a doctor!"
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
Grandma and Grandpa
Grandma and Grandpa are sitting at church on Easter Sunday, and Grandma leans over and whispers, "I just let out a silent f**..., what should I do?"
Grandpa leans back and replies, "You should get new batteries for your hearing aids!"
Resurrection day
Children at Sunday school were asked what resurrection meant. One boy replied, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a doctor." Happy Easter!
just got a new job and was to start today
Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her first-grade class.
"Class," she said, "what were the first words Jesus said when he walked out of the tomb on Easter morning?"
A little girl waved her hand excitedly. "Ooh! Ooh! I know!" she said. "Pick me! Pick me!"
The teach smiled and said, "All right, Susie. What did Jesus say when he walked out of the tomb?"
Susie stood up proudly. "He said, 'TAH-DAH!'"
During Sunday service, a pastor announces he is doing a children's sermon this week and invites all the kids to come to the front.
One little girl was wearing a lovely pink dress. As she sat down, the pastor complimented it and asked if it was her Easter Dress.
Leaning right into the pastor's clip-on microphone, she replied, "Yes, but my mama calls it her b**...-to-Iron dress.
A man is late for work...
A man is late for work. He's been late before and he knows that if he's late again he could be in serious trouble. He's driving around the parking lot and it's full. He can't find a spot anywhere. So the man begins to pray.
"Please God, if you let me find a parking spot I'll start going to church every Sunday. I won't miss Christmas or Easter. And I'll start praying every night. I just really need to find a parking spot."
Just as he finishes the two taken spots in front of him separate allowing a vacant parking spot to appear.
"Nevermind. I found one."
Credit goes to my coworker who usually has great jokes for me.