Easter Monday Jokes
10 easter monday jokes and hilarious easter monday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about easter monday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Great Easter joke I heard today
**Wife:** "What are your plans for Easter?"
**Husband**: "Same as Jesus."
**Wife**: "What do you mean?"
**Husband**: "I will disappear on Friday and and reappear on Monday."
**Wife**: "AWESOME, if you do that I'll do the same as Mary."
**Husband**: "What do you mean?"
**Wife**: "Show up pregnant, untouched by my husband"
Husband stayed home all Easter.
I've told the wife this Easter I'm going to be like Jesus...
I'll disappear Friday and show up again Monday.
Plans for Easter
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Easter
Wife: What are you doing for Easter?
Hubbie: the same thing Jesus does.
Wife: what do you mean?
Hubbie: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.
Wife: that's amazing. Go ahead you do that and I'll be like Mary.
Hubbie: What do you mean?
Wife: I'll show up pregnant, untouched by my husband.
Good Friday is the day Jesus died.
Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.
And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter
My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.
The same as Jesus: disappear on Friday, show up on Monday.
Easter Weekend
Wife: Honey, what's for Easter?
Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.
What did Jesus say to his Mum on good friday ?
"Don't give away my Easter Eggs.............I'll be back on Monday."
What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?
'Don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday.'
There were three churches in my town that were all infested with squirrels.
They each came up with a different way to deal with the infestation.
The first church hired an exterminator. He came by on a Monday morning, and by Sunday the squirrels were back.
The second church prayed to the Lord to deliver them from the squirrels, but did nothing themselves to solve the problem. The squirrels never left.
The third church had a young, zealous pastor who reasoned that since the squirrels were in church, they should be baptized. Now the squirrels are only there for Christmas and Easter.
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