The Best 8 Easter Monday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Easter Monday jokes. There are some easter monday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these easter monday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Easter Monday Jokes and Puns

Great Easter joke I heard today

**Wife:** "What are your plans for Easter?"

**Husband**: "Same as Jesus."

**Wife**: "What do you mean?"

**Husband**: "I will disappear on Friday and and reappear on Monday."

**Wife**: "AWESOME, if you do that I'll do the same as Mary."

**Husband**: "What do you mean?"

**Wife**: "Show up pregnant, untouched by my husband"



Husband stayed home all Easter.

I've told the wife this Easter I'm going to be like Jesus...

I'll disappear Friday and show up again Monday.

Plans for Easter

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..

Wife: What do you mean ??

Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Easter

Wife: What are you doing for Easter?
Hubbie: the same thing Jesus does.

Wife: what do you mean?
Hubbie: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Wife: that's amazing. Go ahead you do that and I'll be like Mary.
Hubbie: What do you mean?

Wife: I'll show up pregnant, untouched by my husband.

Good Friday is the day Jesus died.

Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.

And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.


My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter

My wife asked me what my plans are for Easter.

The same as Jesus: disappear on Friday, show up on Monday.

Easter Weekend

Wife: Honey, what's for Easter?
Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

What did Jesus say to his Mum on Good Friday ?

"Don't give away my Easter Eggs.............I'll be back on Monday."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the easter monday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working easter monday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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