Easter Eggs Jokes

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Funniest Easter Eggs Short Jokes

Short easter eggs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The easter eggs humour may include short easter egg hunt jokes also.

  1. I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter. I think I dyed a little inside.
  2. If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side… …at least you can hide your own easter Eggs.
  3. My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... "You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."
  4. I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, 'Which is your favourite Christian festival?'
    He replied 'Have to love Easter, baby.'
  5. There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day.
    2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
    3. You can make new friends every day.
  6. Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
  7. Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
    The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!
  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?" He shakes his head and responds:
    "I still love Easter baby."
  9. What are the three best things about Alzheimer's? You never hold a grudge ...
    You can hide your own Easter eggs ...
    And you meet new people every day!
  10. My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.

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Easter Eggs One Liners

Which easter eggs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with easter eggs? I can suggest the ones about easter bunny and easter kids.

  1. Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.
  2. What's the best thing about having alzeimhers disease? You can hide your own easter eggs
  3. You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  4. You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  5. Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs.
  6. What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs? Hip hop.
  7. What's the best thing about having dementia at Easter? You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  8. Why do we color eggs for Easter? Because Jesus DYED for our sins.
    Happy Easter!
  9. What do Easter eggs have to do with Jesus? They are dyed for our sins.
  10. End childhood obesity... Eat your kids' Easter eggs
  11. How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs.
  12. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!
  13. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken!
  14. A warning to the Easter Bunny: Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
  15. Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much.

Easter Eggs Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about easter eggs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean happy easter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make easter eggs pranks.

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!

Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.

I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't get any eggs for easter.

His secretary asked him: "Does this mean you hate easter now?"
He said: "Nah. I still love easter baby".
*(Reading out loud helps).*

What did Jesus say to his Mum on good friday ?

"Don't give away my Easter Eggs.............I'll be back on Monday."

Last year, I had an Easter egg

But it dyed.

With Easter coming up

With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt.

Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?

How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter?

All of them.
(It's timely if not funny, right?)

what did my s**... get for easter?

an egg hunt!

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?


What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit...

...They caught me poaching eggs.

I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt...

...instead I just left without a Peep.

Easter Kids' Joke

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong

He can never seem to find more than one egg

Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg?

Or is it actually canine in the storyline?

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.

Why does the Easter bunny hide it's eggs?

So people won't found out he's having s**... with the chicken.

My grandpa has Alzheimer's. Easter is his favorite holiday.

Because he can hide his own Easter eggs.

Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter?

Because the Easter eggs are always on special

Did you hear about the guy who painted Easter eggs?

He did a good job. Not egg-cellent but good.

They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them

I prefer mine poached!

I can't stand radio advertisements that use Easter puns this time of year.

They're eggs-cruciating to listen to.

Hiding my kids easter eggs in more obvious spots this year.

Hope they can find the 20 eggs I left in the middle of the street.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

Easter Joke - Why does a bunny give us chocolate eggs?

He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?

He doesn't want the other bunnies to know he's been sleeping with the chickens.

Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world?

He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.

Easter is on April Fools this year

Tell your kids to go hunt for eggs you never hid

Did you hear about the old couple that passed away decorating Easter eggs?

They dyed happily.

My grandpa told me this one today

There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle

Why is it tradition to color eggs for Easter?

It is to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins.

Why was the shipment of eggs late?

They were expecting Easterly winds

What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?

'Don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday.'

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.

In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today...

So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs

What's the most exciting thing about Alzheimer's disease?

- You can hide your own Easter eggs
- Everything
- To get to the other side
- You meet new people everyday
- what's the most exciting thing about Alzheimer's disease

On Easter, a rooster saw many painted eggs.

So he searched for the peacock and he killed him.

The reason that nobody has ever seen the Easter bunny is because they're looking for a rabbit. The Easter bunny is a marsupial, it has to be. Its a mammal that lays eggs.

Another take on an old joke: What are the 3 best things about Alzheimers?

1. Hiding your own Easter eggs;
2. Meeting new and interesting people every day, and
3. Hiding your own Easter eggs.

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for Easter Break.

When he returns to California his friend says to him, "Arnie, I heard you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it?"
Arnie replied : "Oh it was terrible! My Father ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally, we all had an awful day."
His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! Does that mean you don't love easter anymore?"
Arnie: "Oh no,of course not! I still love Easter, baby."

What is the difference between a dead body and an Easter egg?

One is buried in a casket while the other is carried in a basket
P.s Got it from BoJack Horseman

My seven year old figured out Easter this year

He said The Easter Bunny isn't real dad. It's really a man dressed as a bunny that hides eggs in your house

I Was on an Egg Hunt Earlier.

I tried to find them by heading to the far West, but it turns out it was an Easter Egg hunt.

There are three advantages alzheimer's...

1. You can hide your own easter eggs.
2. You get to meet new people everyday.
3. You can hide your own easter eggs.