The Best 35 Easter Egg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Easter Egg jokes. There are some easter egg incubating jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these easter egg kinder surprise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Easter Egg Jokes and Puns

I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.

I think I dyed a little inside.

If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side…

…at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter...

"You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg

so I said to him, 'Which is your favourite Christian festival?'
He replied 'Have to love Easter, baby.'

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Why do easter eggs hide?

Because they're little chickens.

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

What's the best thing about having alzeimhers disease?

You can hide your own easter eggs

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.

The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer

1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?

It was an egg shell lent idea

Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…"

The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.

The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

You know what's great about senility?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?"

He shakes his head and responds:
"I still love Easter baby."

what did my sperm get for easter?

an egg hunt!

What are the three best things about Alzheimer's?

You never hold a grudge ...

You can hide your own Easter eggs ...

And you meet new people every day!

My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs

Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.

What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

Hip hop.

My grandpa told me this one today

There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.

Not the best joke but it made me chuckle

I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt...

...instead I just left without a Peep.

What's the best thing about having dementia at Easter?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

My grandpa has Alzheimer's. Easter is his favorite holiday.

Because he can hide his own Easter eggs.

My seven year old figured out Easter this year

He said The Easter Bunny isn't real dad. It's really a man dressed as a bunny that hides eggs in your house

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"

-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

There are three advantages alzheimer's...

1. You can hide your own easter eggs.

2. You get to meet new people everyday.

3. You can hide your own easter eggs.

I Was on an Egg Hunt Earlier.

I tried to find them by heading to the far West, but it turns out it was an Easter Egg hunt.

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs?

He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.

(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter?

Because the Easter eggs are always on special

What do Easter eggs have to do with Jesus?

They are dyed for our sins.

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?

They hid their own eggs!

In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.

In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids' Easter eggs

Why is it tradition to color eggs for Easter?

It is to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins.

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