Easter Egg Hunt Jokes

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Funniest Easter Egg Hunt Short Jokes

Short easter egg hunt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The easter egg hunt humour may include short easter eggs jokes also.

  1. Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?" He shakes his head and responds:
    "I still love Easter baby."
  3. I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
  4. I Was on an Egg Hunt Earlier. I tried to find them by heading to the far West, but it turns out it was an Easter Egg hunt.
  5. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
    They hid their own eggs!
  6. They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them I prefer mine poached!
  7. Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?
  8. I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs

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Easter Egg Hunt One Liners

Which easter egg hunt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with easter egg hunt? I can suggest the ones about easter bunny and kids easter.

  1. Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.
  2. Easter is on April Fools this year Tell your kids to go hunt for eggs you never hid
  3. I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs.
  4. what did my s**... get for easter? an egg hunt!

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What funny jokes about easter egg hunt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kid easter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make easter egg hunt pranks.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for Easter Break.

When he returns to California his friend says to him, "Arnie, I heard you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it?"
Arnie replied : "Oh it was terrible! My Father ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally, we all had an awful day."
His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! Does that mean you don't love easter anymore?"
Arnie: "Oh no,of course not! I still love Easter, baby."