The Best 27 Easter Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Easter Day jokes. There are some easter day jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these easter day puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Easter Day Jokes and Puns

A church has a rat problem

The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back.
Next they try ask them politely to leave, still they won't budge.
Finally the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.

Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.

There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer

1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

Easter this year is April Fools Day

Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

Pest Control

There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)


The last time Easter fell on April Fool's Day...

...Jesus tricked everybody by making them think he was dead for two days.

Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?

It was an egg shell lent idea

Resurrection day

Children at Sunday school were asked what resurrection meant. One boy replied, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a doctor." Happy Easter!

Rumour has it...

Rumour has it that Jesus got so hammered on Good Friday that he didn't wake up for 3 days.

(Easter Joke... Nailed it.)

What are the three best things about Alzheimer's?

You never hold a grudge ...

You can hide your own Easter eggs ...

And you meet new people every day!

Did you hear that Jesus was a bit of a drunk?

One time He got so hammered that He fell asleep in a cave for three days before He woke up.

(heard in church today) :-) Happy Easter!

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Jesus lesson on Easter

Every time you have a big problem, or you're having a hard time in life, just remember Jesus' Easter lesson:

Pretend you're dead and disappear for 3 days.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite beer?

A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!

just got a new job and was to start today

Told them I won't be able to work
They said "Is it because its Sunday? You said you would on weekends." I said no that's not why.
They said "Is it because its Easter ? You said you would work holidays"
I said That's not it either. I won't be able to work because I am so tired and exhausted.
"Oh - Is this a joke because its Aprils fools day?"
I said "Its no joke - I just finished a 31 day march!"

The problem with Easter cakes

Is that they take three days to rise.

Another take on an old joke: What are the 3 best things about Alzheimers?

1. Hiding your own Easter eggs;
2. Meeting new and interesting people every day, and
3. Hiding your own Easter eggs.

Good Friday is the day Jesus died.

Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.

And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.

My local tanning salon is offering an Easter special

You know, in case you've been in a cave for the last few days.

What did Jesus say before He ascended to Heaven on the 40th day of Easter?

"Beam me up, Scotty."


So I just learned that Easter and April fools are on the same day in Australia.

Jesus ain't no joke.

Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not?

The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

Did you know that the first April fool's day was on Easter Sunday?

That Jesus sure could pull off a prank!

Isn't it ironic that April Fool's is the same day as Easter?

Today is a most sacred day

Happy Easter Thursday! 420 praise it!

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What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter?

Choco-late.

What did Worf say when O'Brien took him to Easter mass?

Perhaps today *is* a good day to tithe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the easter day jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working easter day piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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