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.. then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
About a quarter inch of chocolate
the Easter Bunny
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Little Johnny claps his hands over his ears and says, "I don't wanna hear anymore! First you tell me there's no Santa Claus, and then there's no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy either. If you're about to tell me grown ups don't have sex, I got nothin' to believe in anymore!"
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.
Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside.
Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?
Bunnies squirm too much.
The dumb blonde. The smart blonde and easter bunny don't exist.
It was a hare raising experience.
"Don't you want some bunny to love"
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter?
Choco-late.
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
The poor bartender doesn't know what to say.
But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
So people won't found out he's having sex with the chicken.
Hip Hop!
24 carrot
Hip Hop.
He loves the hops.
He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.
(It's the only Easter joke that I know)
He-stirs things up a bit, don't you think?
He doesn't want the other bunnies to know he's been sleeping with the chickens.
A hot cross bunny
He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.
They got their bunnies for nothing and their chicks for free.
Hip-hop, of course!
Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
A receding hare line.
Bugs Bunny...
Happy Easter
With rear eggularity.
He stopped believing in me years ago
Little Johnny (Bursting into tears): "I dont want to know!"
Father: "Whats wrong?"
LJ: Oh dad, first there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter bunny and finally no Tooth-Fairy. If you are about to tell me grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to beleive in!
The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you're parents were happy together...
The bartender looks up and says What is this, some kind of joke?
because his hare is almost gone.
The Man-Hating Feminazi of course.
Because the other 3 dont exist.
Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!
Thank you Jesus!
Heidegger
Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny all forgot about me that year too.
Johnny starts crying uncontrollably the moment he says this.
"Whats wrong? I haven't even told you anything yet!" the surprised father asks.
Little Johnny tries to talk through the tears:
"Two years ago, you wanted to talk about Easter bunny, then told me he wasn't real...
Then last year you wanted to talk about Santa, and told me he isn't real either...
If now you tell me sex isn't real, I have nothing left to live for!"
He heard first place gets 24 carrots.
A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!
He said The Easter Bunny isn't real dad. It's really a man dressed as a bunny that hides eggs in your house
Hip hop.
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