The Best 10 East Indian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny East Indian jokes. There are some east indian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these east indian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest East Indian Jokes and Puns

UN Food Survey Fails...

UN Phone Survey

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge

And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"

And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"

An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, has swam with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was...

Bindair Dundat

What do you call an East-Indian Fed-ex delivery driver?

A currier.

What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn't deviate from the norm?

A naan conformist.


What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing?

Sari!

What is a East Indian child's favourite game?

Hide and go Sikh

My brother and I were arguing over what bread East Indians eat.

My dad told us its a Naan issue.

I think T series is from the Middle East?

Why do we call them T Syrians and not T Indians

What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian

Hindi-capped

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the east indian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working east indian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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