East Indian Jokes
18 east indian jokes and hilarious east indian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about east indian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest East Indian Short Jokes
Short east indian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The east indian humour may include short new indian jokes also.
- What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn't deviate from the norm? A naan conformist.
- My brother and I were arguing over what bread East Indians eat. My dad told us its a Naan issue.
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East Indian One Liners
Which east indian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with east indian? I can suggest the ones about red indian and english indian.
- What do you call an East-Indian Fed-ex delivery driver? A currier.
- What do you say when you walk in on an East Indian woman dressing? Sari!
- What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh
- I think T series is from the Middle East? Why do we call them T Syrians and not T Indians
- What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped
Hilarious East Indian Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about east indian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean native indian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make east indian pranks.
UN Food Survey Fails...
UN Phone Survey
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And in Australia , New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world, has swam with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was...
Bindair Dundat
Two cowboys ride up on an Indian that's lying on his belly with his ear to the ground.
The older cowboy turns to the younger ine and says, "You see that? Just by putting his ear to the ground he can hear what's coming from miles off."
The Indian lifts his head and says, "A full wagon, drawn by a single horse, two passengers and a dog."
The Indian puts his head back down and continues, "Heading east, about 3 miles away."
The young cowboy exclaims, "That's amazing!"
The Indian replies, "Yep. They ran me over a half hour ago."
A man looking to find evidence of ghosts holds a seminar......
First thing he asks the group "Has anyone ever seen a ghost" a few people raise their hands, excited about the results he continues.... "Has anyone ever touched a ghost?" a couple people raise their hands. Now he's really excited so he goes for it....."Has anyone ever had s**... with a ghost?" 1 East Indian male in the back raises his hand.
"Really you have actually had s**... with a ghost?"
"Oh, no sorry sir I thought you said ***Goat***"
Heard this one seems kind of old.
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman, Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights...One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ....Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. Finally, the American Indian clears his t**... and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.' The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?' The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . . 'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'.