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22 east coast jokes and hilarious east coast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about east coast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest East Coast Short Jokes

Short east coast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The east coast humour may include short west coast jokes also.

  1. What do Kim Kardashian and hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
  2. Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times.
  3. Putin has started to launch missile attacks from submarines off the coast of an East African archipelago He shells Seychelles by the seashore
  4. What do mumble rappers from the East coast rap about? I don't know...Their verses aren't Pacific.
  5. I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.
  6. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween.
    Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  7. Trump is planning on shifting his efforts to build a wall along the east coast. He thinks it can keep Jose out.
  8. Unfortunately a large population of the East Coast of the US are attaching sleds to their backs. Now it's all going down hill rather quickly.
  9. Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.
  10. One country act that isn't going to get much of an audience on the east coast for a while: Luke Combs.

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East Coast One Liners

Which east coast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with east coast? I can suggest the ones about eastern and east.

  1. My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae.
  2. Two beans on the east coast of Australia Ended up in Cairns.
  3. A Song of Ice and Fire The East and West Coasts
  4. A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?

East Coast Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about east coast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make east coast pranks.

My crush told me that I was like a brother to her while we were in the car...

We were driving to New York at the time, and about halfway up the east coast she told me I was like a brother to her. She was surprised when I proceeded to turn the car around and drive the other way without even acting phased. She asked "where are we going now?" My only answer was "Alabama."

Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...

... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"

A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast...

...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around.
"Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?"
"Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily.
'WHICH SCHOOL DID Y'ALL GO TO?!"

Snow Day

This morning thousands of students and teachers on the East Coast woke up, saw a mountain of snow, started screaming happily and then thought.......
s**..., we have school online today

Soon the entire west coast will have legalized Cannabis. Now there needs to be a campaign to get it legalized all the way to the East coast.

We can call it the *Cannabis Destiny*.