East Berlin Jokes
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A Soviet airline pilot had to land in East Berlin, but couldn't find the airport.
Finally the German ground controller snapped and asked him: "Have you EVER flown to Berlin?"
The Soviet pilot says "Yes, many times, but we didn't land there."
Two East German guards were standing near the Berlin wall.
"What do you think of our regime?" asked the first.
"The same as you!" the second replied.
"In that case," said the first guard, "it is my duty to arrest you!"
What's the difference between h**... and the sun?
The sun rises in the East and h**... goes down in the East. (A popular joke in Berlin when the n**... were suffering huge losses there).
The last time the Reds had a collapse this big
West and East Berlin became united
In the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to regift this joke.
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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