The Best 4 East Berlin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny East Berlin jokes. There are some east berlin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these east berlin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest East Berlin Jokes and Puns

A Soviet airline pilot had to land in East Berlin, but couldn't find the airport.

Finally the German ground controller snapped and asked him: "Have you EVER flown to Berlin?"

The Soviet pilot says "Yes, many times, but we didn't land there."

Two East German guards were standing near the Berlin wall.

"What do you think of our regime?" asked the first.

"The same as you!" the second replied.

"In that case," said the first guard, "it is my duty to arrest you!"

What's the difference between Hitler and the sun?

The sun rises in the East and Hitler goes down in the East. (A popular joke in Berlin when the Nazis were suffering huge losses there).

The last time the Reds had a collapse this big

West and East Berlin became united

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the east berlin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working east berlin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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