The Best 53 Easiest Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Easiest jokes. There are some easiest inbred jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these easiest smoothest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Easiest Jokes and Puns
I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell
Looking at it now, I see why
What's the easiest way to pay a musician?
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done.
I've quit hundreds of times.
Well, I wouldn't say the easiest.
What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?
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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?
Joan Rivers' embalmer.
What's the easiest sport to get into?
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done..
It was a walk in the park
What's the easiest way to get a little head?
The Zika virus.
What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?
By opening the door.
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.
She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say,
"The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
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What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the easiest way to condense milk?
Mlk
Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of?
As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right.
What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?
Needle them
What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?
You start with a large one.
They say quitting smoking is the easiest thing on the world
That's why I've done it a million times
What's the easiest job in China?
Police sketch artist.
What's the easiest way to lose 20 pounds?
The Steam summer sale
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing ever
Ive done it a thousand times
A Mosquito landed on my wife's face...
Easiest decision of my life..
I'm very optimistic about quitting smoking. In fact, it's the easiest thing I've ever done.
I've done it like a thousand times!
What mushrooms are easiest to move around?
***Portabell***os
Why is English considered the easiest language to learn?
Because even the Americans are decent at it!
Easiest way to get immortality
Me : *rubs lamp* "I don't want to die a virgin"
Genie : *grants immortality*
What is the easiest way to lose 200 pounds of ugly fat ?
Divorce him.
All of my friends told me that 'icy' is the easiest word to spell. And after looking at it...
**I see why.**
They said ''icy" is the easiest word to spell
I see why
What is the easiest way to get a one-armed monkey hanging from a tree to fall?
You wave.
Why are amputees the easiest to subdue?
They're always unarmed
Unreal numbers are the easiest part of advanced mathematics.
The struggle is real.
I was struggling to think of the easiest things to draw today.
So far I've drawn a blank.
What's the easiest way to limit overpopulation.
Change the the caption from please do not try this at home to please try this at home
A plumber told me an interesting thing, the best call he ever went to was when some kid had dropped a pear down the toilet.
He said it was the easiest call he'd ever been to, all he had to do was flush the toilet, and it cleared the block.
Because a flush beats a pear every time.
They say "icy" is one of the easiest words to spell;
i c y
The easiest way to not have enemies is to outlive them
In the end, time wounds all heels.
Why is a Detroit Lions fan the easiest to date?
Her standards are so low, because every year she gets disappointed by 55 men.
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What's the easiest way to build stairs?
By using a step-by-step guide
Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once !
Easiest way to tell a scientist from a construction worker?
Have them pronounce unionize.
Four Surgeons are getting coffee
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangeable."
The easiest way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It's like shooting fish in apparel.
What's the easiest way to find a spy in the United States?
Ask them to sing the Star Spangled Banner.
If the sing more than one verse, you have your spy.
The easiest way to distinguish between an aligator and a crocodile
Is to know whether it will see you later or in a while.
Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.
I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".
People think ICY is the easiest word to spell,
Come to think of it,
I C Y
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
What kind of tea is easiest to make?
A simplici-tea.
What kind of tea is most calming?
A sereni-tea.
And what kind od tea is most bitter?
A reali-tea.
Being a meteorologist has to be the easiest job in the world
Just keep predicting no meteors will hit the Earth. The first time you're wrong, everyone will be dead anyway.
I've often heard that icy is one of the easiest words to spell.
Looking back at it now, I see why.
Guide for Russian troops: How to identify Ukrainians
Sometimes Ukrainian saboteurs try to pass off as Russian troops. The easiest way to identify them is to remove their pants and examine their genitalia. All Ukrainians have balls of steel. Even women.
What's the easiest way to cut a diamond's value in half?
Buy it.
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