Easier Understand Jokes
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A genie grants a man one wish
The man says 'I want a superhighway that connects New York and Moscow'.
The genie says 'Woah, I can grant wishes, not miracles. Do you have a easier wish?'
The man thinks and says 'um ok...I want to fully understand women.'
The genie looks at him and says 'ok, so how many lanes did you want on that highway?'
Ferdinand
Ferdinand went to work in France for 2 years.
When he returned, he told his wife:
-I'm sorry Mary, France is full of hot chicks and I couldn't resist. But at the last minute, when I remembered you, I immediately got off the top of them.
She answered:
-I also remembered you a lot sweetheart, but you have to understand that it's easier to get off the top than to get off the bottom.
Calling a company be like:
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please s**... your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID SELECTION
Sycamore street joke
This is a call that came into the 911 emergency line:
911 operator: 911 what is your emergency?
Man: Hey dude, I need an ambulance.
(static in the phone line interrupts call)
911 operator: A what?
Man: I need an ambulance. A dude just got hit by a car.
911 operator: Okay, where are you?
Man: I'm down here on Sycamore Street.
(static in the phone line becomes worse)
911 operator: Where are you? Say it again. This staic makes it hard to
understand you.
Man: I'm at Sycamore Street!
(static still continues)
911 operator: Maybe it would be easier to understand you if you spell
where you're at.
Man: All right. S-y-c-k...no, no that ain't right.
S-i-c-k...no...S-e...S-y. I'll tell you what, I'll take the dude over to
Lee Street; you can pick him up there.
Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.
A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and clicked the button to combine himself with the two objects.
As the smoke clears and the man walks out, not one is impressed.
It is understandable though, the man was a copy cat.
Leroy
A woman who has recently moved to a new area goes into the local welfare office to meet her now case worker. All is going well, her case for welfare is pretty solid, but then the worker notices something a bit off.
He asks the woman, "Excuse me ma'am, but according to this you have fourteen sons. Is this true?"
"Mmm-hmm. They's my boys."
"Well yes ma'am, I understand that, but why are all fourteen of them named 'Leroy.'"
"Well that just makes it easier for me. Whenever I wants my boys to come for breakfast, I jus' yell 'LEEROY!' and all my boys come running. Whenever I wants my boys to come for a bath, I jus' yell out 'LEEEROY!' and all my boys come a'running."
"Well then, ma'am," says the worker, "I guess that makes sense to me, but what do you do if you want to talk to just one of your sons?"
"Oh, I jus' call him by 'is *last* name."
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