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119 easier jokes and hilarious easier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about easier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short easier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The easier humour may include short easiest jokes also.

  1. Why is Trump excited Russia was banned from the 2018 winter Olympics? It makes it easier to decide who to cheer for
  2. Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks. It was easier Z than done.
  3. I realized why girls like tall men Because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.
  4. My wife just told me that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I believe her, banana are much easier to peel.
  5. I wrote a book on penguins... In hindsight, I realize that paper would have been much easier...
  6. Everyone knows about Darth Vader, but very few people talk about his wife. ella wasn't great at conquering planets but she did make it easier to navigate the Death Star.
  7. The great thing about inflation, is if you spend the same on groceries,
    the bags are lighter and easier to carry home.
  8. I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night.
  9. I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods but it's harder to deter gents.
  10. When I was a kid I figured out how to play the piano by ear. After a while I learned that it was easier to use my fingers.

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Easier One Liners

Which easier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with easier? I can suggest the ones about easy and quicker.

  1. How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
  2. For me, getting girls is like spreading butter... It's much easier with a knife.
  3. What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women
  4. What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A Woman
  5. I like making money It's a lot easier than earning it.
  6. What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl.
  7. Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
  8. Getting laid is a lot like winning a war. Its way easier in a third world country.
  9. Why do gay guys float easier then straight guys. Because they are flamboyant.
  10. You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!
  11. College can be a lot like prison sometimes It's easier to get into if you're black.
  12. Let's replace the glass ceiling for women With something much easier for them to clean
  13. Why is the Canadian version of GTA easier? Hospitals don't take your money when you die.
  14. What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? Women.
  15. The pen is mightier than the sword... And considerably easier to write with.

Easier Than Jokes

Here is a list of funny easier than jokes and even better easier than puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The only things that defy gravity are women... ...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
  • "relax, the prostate exam will go easier that way" said the doctor as he put a firm hand on my shoulder. And then he put his other hand on my other shoulder.
  • A friend of mine is writing a book on Californian sea lions. I assured him that paper would be much easier.
  • I begin to carry a knife since a robbery attempt a few years ago Since them, is being a lot easier to rob people
  • Today I told my wife our daughter is a little angel. It was much easier than telling her that she's dead.
  • Two lobsters were in a tank.
    The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."
  • I dint know what to buy for my dad as his birthday present, so I gave him 100 dollars and told him to buy something that will make his life easier He bought something for my mum.
  • What's the difference between black and white iPhones? The black ones run faster but the white ones are easier to jailbreak
  • I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier.
  • The medium is the massage... Last year, I wrote a book on penguins. In retrospect, paper would have been much easier.
Easier joke, The medium is the massage...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about easier can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of easier puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Silly Easier Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about easier you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean faster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make easier prank.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.
But really, its easier to r**... little boys in the dark.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the c**...?

Because it's waaay easier to s**...

Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can c**....
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.

Three chinese emigrate to USA

Bu, Lu and Fu from China goes to America, but in order to get around easier, they decide to Americanize their names. Thus, Bu becomes Buck, Lu becomes Luck, and Fu...well, he goes back to China.

Mom takes her sick daughter to the doctor.

The doctor asks the girl, "How old are you?"
Girl: "I will be 7 in two days."
Doctor: "Aww, look how optimistic we are."
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Son: "Dad, can I cross the street when the red light for pedestrians is on?"
Dad: "Yes, but make sure your arms are up in the air over your head."
Son: "Why is that?"
Dad: "Because it will be easier to t**... shirt in the morgue".

I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...

...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking

Two girls walking down the street when...

one sees her husband coming out of a floral shop with a bouquet of flowers. She says "Oh shoot, he's buying me flowers. I'll have to lay on my back for two days with my feet in the air. Her friend says "Would'nt it be easier to just buy a vase?

One night stand

A guy finishes up b**... a girl he just met at a bar. He says "If I had known you were a v**... I would have taken it a little easier."
The woman says "If I had known you were in such a hurry I would have taken my pantyhose off."

For me, having s**... is a lot like spreading butter on toast.

It's possible with a credit card, but so much easier with a knife.

Convincing someone to have s**... is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle.

It's a lot easier with a knife.

Judgement day

Peter is on trial. He's on trial because he shot his wife when he caught her in bed with another guy.
The judge wants to know; "why did you shoot your wife?".
"Well, " Peter replies, "it seemed easier to shoot her once, than to shoot a different guy every week".

What do women and dog p**... have in common?

The older they are, the easier they get to pick up.
(compliments of BloodHoundGang's "3.14")

In the interest of of trying to make the classic doll more realistic, and easier for children to identify with, a new version is about to be released called "Divorced Barbie"

She comes with all of Ken's stuff too.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the w**....

Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

A man shot his wife

Judge: Sir, why did you shoot your wife?
Man: Well your honor, it was easier than shooting a different man every night.

Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being h**... positive on national television...

because it was easier than making phone calls?

I Gave My Father $100…

I gave my father $100 and said, Buy yourself something that will make your life easier. So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

It's easier to take Wales out of the EU...

...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe.

What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs?

Women.

Shooting guns is a s**... hobby.

Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!

Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage

One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.

My little boy was drawing pictures.

I thought I'd give him a hand, so I drew a picture of a deer. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' I drew antlers on it to make it easier. 'What's that, Son?' 'Don't know, Dad.' 'You see them out in the forest'. 'Don't know, Dad.' 'Rhymes with 'beer'. You know, beer like your Dad drinks.' 'Don't know, Dad.' Final attempt. 'Your Mom calls your Dad one.' 'Oh, I know! It's a drunken b**...!'

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

As a 30 year old man, I can tell you that dating never gets any easier......

I've been with my girlfriend for 6 months now, and last night we had dinner at her parents house. Her Mother doesn't care for me, but her Father hates me; which is weird, because we used to play football together in high school.

Not caving into peer pressure can be tough but i always walk away from it.

Which has been a lot easier since the DUI i got the night everyone tried to convince me to 'take a cab home'.

A woman from the ghetto is in the grocery store with a whole crew of kids...

She yells out, "Billy!" and nine boys come running and line up by the door.
A passer-by laughs to himself and asks, "Did you name all your sons Billy?"
"Yup. Makes calling them for dinner a lot easier."
"What happens when you only need to talk to one of them?"
"Then I just call them by their last name."

If I was an executioner, I'd prefer to use an axe

It'd be easier to get ahead.

My wife was cleaning the closet last week

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing, I think I should donate them
Me: Just throw them in trash, that's much easier
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes
Me: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
BANG@#$%^&*

Its getting a lot easier to un-lock phones these days

Now that they've added f**... recognition you don't need to lift a finger!

Doing math, it's sometimes very easy to tell what you did wrong.

If you got infinity, it's even easier: You took a wrong turn. Instead of making a right turn, you took aleph one.

The Scots invented hypnosis, chloroform and the hypodermic syringe.

Wouldn't it just be easier to talk to a woman?

The thought of going home to my wife makes work much easier for me.

Think of all the stress I avoid by staying in the office.

Wife: I have a bag full of dirty & used clothing I'd like to donate....!

Husband: Why not just throw these in the trash? That's much easier for you.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes with basket full satisfaction.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

The female Praying Mantis devours the male right after mating.

It's easier to collect life insurance than child support.

Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Tinder can learn a lot from Uber...

It's much easier to find a ride on Uber

I'm driving up to Worcester this weekend

Easier done than said.

Why should you cook kale in coconut oil?

Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.

Reddit Karma is a lot like s**...

It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer

Carrying water isn't very hard

But carrying lighter fluid is easier

George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how s**... the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.

My cat needed to take some antibiotics recently, so I wrapped it up in ham

When it couldn't run away it made the whole process much easier.

How do you make easter easier?

You uncross the t and dot it instead.

A group of old friends met at a resort for their annual vacation.

They had a long-standing tradition of sharing jokes with each other. They'd been doing this so long that they just assigned numbers to the jokes to make it easier to tell them.
Someone would shout out 24 or 13 and everyone would laugh.
This went on for a long and then one person yelled 52 and they all laughed harder than normal. One of the newbies to the group, who was completely lost, asked why that joke was so funny.
Oh, that was a new one.

I think hanging people is a poor choice of professions for an executioner. Better to be the guy with an axe.

Because, with the axe, it's easier to get ahead...

It's easier to conduct undercover crime investigations on Reddit or Twitter.

You don't get followed easily.

Kids are sick so the wife is worried about their weakened immune system making it easier to catch COVID…

So I asked her what about their weekday immune system?

I've been writing a book on penguins

I realize now it would have been easier on paper

Easier joke, I've been writing a book on penguins

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