The Best 5 Earthworm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earthworm jokes. There are some earthworm pokes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earthworm chops puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Earthworm Jokes and Puns

How did the blonde kill an earthworm?

She buried it alive.

A before Viagara Joke

One day Grandpa was watching Junior playing with an earthworm. Grandpa said, " Junior, I will give you $10 if you can put that worm back down in its hole."

The kids thinks and thinks, then runs into the house and returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worn all over and as it gets stiff he stuffs it down into the hole. Grandpa gives the boy $10.

The next day Grandpa comes out to where Junior is playing and gives the boy $20. The boy looked up in confusion and asked, "What's this for?"

Grandpa smiles and says, "That's from Grandma!"

A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing trip

The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden. Uncovering a many legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it before his Father.

"No, son, he won't do for bait" his Father said. "He's not an earthworm".

"He's not?" the boy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is he from?"

"Joke" or philosophy?

An old earthworm is busy just burrowing through the ground, when he encounters another earthworm and says, 'Oh, you're beautiful! Will you marry me?'

Then he's answered:

'Don't be silly! I'm your other end.'

What does an earthworm say in a plate of spaghetti?

Yaaay! An orgy!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earthworm sharpest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earthworm worm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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