Earths Oceans Jokes
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Earth is flat!
I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
Why are oceans so salty?
Because the Earth is always tilted.
The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water.
Therefore, the Earth is flat.
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
James Bond had to disarm a bomb headed to earths core before it reached there, it was at the ocean floor now...
Unfortunately the stress got to him, and he fell apart under pressure.
Why does Earth consider the Ocean to be the p**... of nature.
Because it has all the Beaches.
Two Irishmen were fishing in a lake...
...when one of them caught a strange-looking lamp. After pulling it off his line, a genie appeared and said, "None of this three wishes nonsense. You get one wish between the two of you, so you better make it good."
The man who caught the lamp blurts out, "I wish every lake, ocean, and river on Earth were made entirely out of beer!"
The genie snaps his fingers and says, "Done." and then disappears.
The other fisherman smacks his partner across his face and says, "You idiot! Now we have to pee in the boat!".
Ogden Nash and Robert Frost die and are facing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates...
St. Peter doesn't recognize them and asks for identification. They both respond that they are great poets from Earth and are surprised that they're not recognized. St. Peter challenges them - "If you're such great poets. let me hear you form a rhyme for "Timbuktu".
The poets think for a moment, then finally Robert Frost speaks first.
"With such little time, I can only come up with this....". He then continues.
"I walked along the sandy shore.
I listened to the ocean's roar.
A floating ship came into view
Her port of call was Timbuktu."
An impressed St. Peter allowed him access through the gates.
After a slight period of silence, Ogden Nash finally spoke up.
"Okay - this is also rushed, but here goes...."
"Tim and I, a hiking went,
We spied three ladies in a tent.
Since they were three and we were two
I bucked one, and Tim bucked two."
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