The Best 4 Earths Oceans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earths Oceans jokes. There are some earths oceans jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earths oceans puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earths Oceans Jokes and Puns

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

The oceans are comprised of minimally-carbonated salt water.

Therefore, the Earth is flat.

The stormy seafarer

One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.

When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".

James Bond had to disarm a bomb headed to earths core before it reached there, it was at the ocean floor now...

Unfortunately the stress got to him, and he fell apart under pressure.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earths oceans jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earths oceans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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