The Best 24 Earthquakes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earthquakes jokes. There are some earthquakes mrna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earthquakes seismic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earthquakes Jokes and Puns

Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?

California had first choice!

**just a joke, I respect your right to your opinion and free expression **

Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently.

California said "It's not our fault."

Why are earthquakes always found guilty?

Because they are at fault

Two seismologists have divided California into North and South to be monitored for earthquakes. A deadly magnitude 9 happens right in the middle

The North seismologist says: "why didn't you see the earthquake coming?!"

The South seismologist says: "It's not my Fault!"

Guy bursts into a dentist's office

Guy bursts into a dentist's office and says "HEY, listen here buddy, you have to help me NOW: my teeth are SO sensitive they can sense impending EARTHQUAKES" the dentist looked at him sternly for a moment and said "you've got some nerve"

Books about earthquakes are extremely popular.

They're literally flying off the shelves.

Figured out who to blame for the earthquakes.

It's the earth's fault.

Earthquakes joke, Figured out who to blame for the earthquakes.

Earthquakes are confusing

We know where the fault lies but we have no one to blame

I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.

It's always her fault.

What natural disaster does earth like the most?

Earthquakes. They always seem to crack it up.

I asked god why we have earthquakes

She said it wasn't her fault.

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How can California secede from the Us without any documents or agreements?


What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

A group of scientists conducted experiments on earthquakes

The results were ground breaking

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

All that stupid faulty logic.

Earthquakes joke, I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

I think Magnitude 10 earthquakes are the best comedians

They can make the whole world crack up.

What's an earthquakes favorite excuse?

"It wasn't my fault."

Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes?

It was groundbreaking.

Why are earthquakes the politest of the natural disasters?

Because they shake everyone's hands when they arrive and again before they leave.

Why do fat people cause earthquakes

Because they're always moving plates

TIL the Richter scale is no longer the standard measurement for earthquakes.

It shook me up a little bit.

InSight doesn't study earthquakes,

it studies marsquakes

Classroom Joke

For class every student must research a natural disaster. So after everyone gets their topic, the teacher asks them what they chose.
"What did you get, Jimmy?"


"What did you get, Thomas?"


"What did you get, Karl?"

"US Congress."

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