Earthers Jokes

Funniest Earthers Short Jokes

Short earthers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The earthers humour may include short planet jokes also.

1. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
2. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
3. Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
   me: huh?
   fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
   me: what?
   fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you?
4. I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
   He'll come around, eventually.
5. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
6. Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
7. Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
8. I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
9. A buddy of mine is one of those flat Earther's. He said he's angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he'll come around.
10. If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.

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Earthers One Liners

Which earthers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with earthers? I can suggest the ones about disk and community.

1. The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
2. How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
3. I was a flat earther for 4 years Then I turned 5
4. What is a flat earther's least favorite flavor of gum? Spheremint
5. Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving? He landed on a plane.
6. What is the flat earthers greatest fear? A well rounded argument.
7. What's denser than a neutron star? A Flat Earther
8. When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing? Living on the edge.
9. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
10. What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
11. Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
12. What did the Martian call the human who was ran over by a bus? A flat earther
13. The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers ...is because they're so edgy.
14. What is the flat earthers greatest fear? The sfeare
15. What do flat-earthers call global warming? Toast

Flat Earthers Jokes

Here is a list of funny flat earthers jokes and even better flat earthers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
• Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth? Because there is always a rounding error.
• What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ? They're both completely irrational.
• Flat Earthers say we've never truly seen real pictures of the earth but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real
• This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
• This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes... ... you're pushing them over the edge.
• Why do you have to use email to communicate with a flat earther? You can't reach them with fax.
• What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use? 2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
• What did the flat-earther say after finally seeing the earth from space? Half of the so-called continents are missing.
• I don't really like flat Earthers They're too edgy.
  Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot

Comical Earthers Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about earthers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supporters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make earthers pranks.