The Best 50 Earthers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earthers jokes. There are some earthers trump jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earthers hear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Earthers Jokes and Puns

The flat earth movement is really taking off..

There are flat earthers all around the globe

What are denser than black holes?

Flat earthers

Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles?

Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.

Earthers joke, Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles?

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

How do you blow a flat earthers mind?

With dynamite.


I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend.

I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.

Flat Earthers

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

Earthers joke, Flat Earthers

What is the flat earthers greatest fear?

The sfeare

How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Trick question it's a light disk

Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers?

It's like there's a global conspiracy.

What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use?

2D, or not 2D? That is the question.

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I want to debate flat earthers...

I just haven't come around to it yet.

The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers

...is because they're so edgy.

There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters,

And there are people who want the first two to be the same.

How do Flat Earthers spread their lies?

...they get around.

The dinosaurs never went extinct...

Today they're just called flat earthers.

Earthers joke, The dinosaurs never went extinct...

I think we should round up all the flat earthers, put them on a plane...

And just fly them off the edge of the earth.

What is the flat earthers greatest fear?

A well rounded argument.

Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?

The flat earthers unionized


Are flat earthers real?

If so, can someone push them off the edge?

What did the cow say to the flat earthers?

Your beliefs are utterly impossible

Flat earthers are so close to the truth, but there are some obvious discrepancies . I've finally solved it...

Welcome to the Pringle Earth Society...and remember, once you see, you can't disagree.

It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

Yo mama so fat...

When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.

Do not be afraid flat earthers,

all you have to be afraid of is sphere itself

The only thing round earthers have to fear...

...is nuclear war. That'll flatten things pretty quickly.

Today, something disturbing is announced on the news.

"Flat Earthers claim to have members all around the globe."

Why won't round earthers ever agree with flat earthers?

They're just not on the same level.

Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

I wonder if flat earthers refer to people who think the world is round as...

'Circle Jerks.'

What happens when you get on a flat earthers badside?

They yell, "Take them to the edge."

What would happen if the flat earthers turned out to be right?

We'd all be domed!

I don't really like flat Earthers

They're too edgy.

Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot

I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed.

The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.

Flat Earthers say we've never truly seen real pictures of the earth

but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real

Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing

They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.

Covid 19 has been realy stressful for Flat Earthers

They fear that quarantine could push people off the edge

>!I apologize cause I completely ripped this off someone else's twitter!<

Why can't flat earthers practice social distancing?

They would run out of room and fall off the edge.

This pandemic has been particularly stressful for flat earthers..

A lot of them are worried it's going to push people over the edge

I like flat earthers

They make me feel more intelligent

How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.

When I was a kid, we didn't have Flat Earthers.

We only had Earthers, since the Earth was always flat!

Man I swear to god, Flat Earthers are just so annoying.

Like sometimes their theories are so wild they just push me off the edge.

What should we do with flat earthers?

Just push them off the edge!

Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

Guys, I'm not saying that Flat Earthers, Anti-Vaxxers, and Creationists are unintelligent people but...

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

Dear Flat Earthers

What's on the other side of the disk?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earthers agree jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earthers community piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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