The Best 35 Earther Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earther jokes. There are some earther denier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earther earthling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Earther Jokes and Puns

How does a Flat Earther travel the world?

on a plane

A flat earther dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question."

The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?"

God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe."

The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"

The only thing a flat earther is afraid of

Is sphere itself.

Earther joke, The only thing a flat earther is afraid of

I was a flat earther for 4 years

Then I turned 5

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".


Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth?

Because there is always a rounding error.

Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving?

He landed on a plane.

Earther joke, Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving?

A flat Earther goes to heaven.

A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "

God replies, "It is round, my dear child."

The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted

" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "

Speaker dropped the mic.

What's denser than a neutron star?

A Flat Earther

This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...

... you're pushing them over the edge.

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I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer.

There was a significant rounding error.

I once debated with a flat earther, he got so mad he vowed to walk to the edge of the to prove it.

He'll come round eventually.

What did the Martian call the human who was ran over by a bus?

A flat earther

I was once debating a flat earther

He got so mad he stormed off and said *ill go to the edge and prove it!*

He'll come around

Flat Earther pickup line

The Earth may be flat

but Uranus is round

Earther joke, Flat Earther pickup line

A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar

I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.

Whats the difference between a knife and flat earther?

A knife has a point

I want to become a flat earther.

But I heard that there is a learning curve.


Why did the Flat Earther move to Antarctica?

He wanted to live on the edge.

A girl called me cute today

So I asked if she was a Flat Earther because although flattering she was clearly mistaken.

Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.

She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.

(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")

What do you call a flat earther vampire

A no-sphere-atu

I used to be a flat earther, until I won the lottery...

After all, money makes the world go round!

What's the difference between a politician and a flat earther?

A politician fools the people and a flat earther fools himself

My brother is a 9/11 truther, a flat earther, and a Soundcloud rapper.

No, really.

TICKET AGENT: "And will this be round trip?"

FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again."

What did the Flat Earther say to the Anti-Vaxxer?

Hold my beer.

I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day

Turns out they have members all around the world

I was a globe earther until...

I was a firm believer in the globe earth model until a life-changing event happened. What was that event? I got kicked by a horse in the head.

How does a Flat Earther travel the world?

On a short bus.

I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day...

He brought a frisbee.

If we everybody had the intelligence of a flat earther

there wouldn't be enough brains to go 'round.

I just grilled a flat earther amputee.

It was easy because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

I'm a Flat Earther. If the world is actually round, I dare Columbus to come beat me up. I'll be waiting in front of my laptop.

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