Earth Surface Jokes
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The Earth's surface is 70% water.
That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the earth is flat.
The Earth is flat
Over 70% of its surface is water, and none of it is carbonated.
Flat Earthers vindicated
The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.
Say what you will about flat earth theory
But last time I checked all the water on the surface of the earth isn't carbonated
On April 16, 2017, a small French city will detach from the surface of the Earth and fly into space, killing everyone.
It's just Toulouse.
What did the Earth say to Mars when Mars killed the very first human astronauts to land on its surface?
Mars! You are a m**...! You know what? You have no humanity left in you anymore!
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