Earth Magnetic Jokes
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Use any units you'd like (actually happened in a class of mine)
Professor: Anyone want to guess the Earth's magnetic field strength? Use any units you'd like.
Student: *raises hand*
Professor: Yes?
Student: 1 Earth
A magnet walks into an elemental singles bar and tries a pickup line on a pretty slab of metal.
"Is your name *Beryllium*? 'Cause you can alka-***lie*** next to *my* earth metal!"
The slab of ***lead*** says "Nah. You don't *attract* me."
Ba dum TSS!
What will happen when the Earth's magnetic poles flip?
I dunno, but I heard Santa's been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh.
What did the compass say to the confused magnetic poles on Earth?
There's no point
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