The Best 17 Earth Gravity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earth Gravity jokes. There are some earth gravity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earth gravity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earth Gravity Jokes and Puns

Is gravity real?

or does the earth just suck

Scientists recently discovered that there is no such thing as gravity

The Earth just sucks

I'd say I'm a down to earth guy...

but that's mostly because of gravity...

Bad pun alert.

I've been watching behind the scenes reels of movies for quite a few years so the magic of movies is somewhat lost on me. I'll know how that car flip was achieved, how they choreographed fight scenes etc.

Still, watching Gravity this weekend I couldn't help but think, "how on Earth did they do that?"

If gravity were a person...

He'd be pretty down to earth.


I like Gravity...

It keeps me down to earth

Man, I sure love gravity

It's really down to earth

The earth's gravity is getting stronger!

Every time I step on the scales they register a few pounds higher.

I want to thank gravity...

For keeping me down to Earth

I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity.

You've always kept me down to earth.

Impotence

Impotence is when Earths gravity is larger than your wifes

You can explore earth gravity reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean earth gravity dad jokes. There are also earth gravity puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Ive travelled the globe trying to convince people the earth is flat

No one understands the gravity of my message

Gravity..

..is gonna be the downfall of earth.

There is no such thing as gravity ....

The earth sucks.

The Earth and the Moon get in an argument

The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. "

Isaac Newton was having a family reunion...

It turns out that his cousin Gravity is a really down to Earth guy

If there's one thing that really keeps me down to earth,

It's gravity

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earth gravity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earth gravity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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