Following is our collection of funny Earth Flat jokes. There are some earth flat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earth flat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around, eventually.
but then they buried yo mama.
That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
Me: The earth isn't flat.
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: huh?
Fiat earther: It's shaped like an Italian car.
Me: what?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong, didn't you?
... has members all around the globe
because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question."
The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?"
God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe."
The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
Because that would be edgy
He'll come around eventually.
I'm sure he'll come around.
The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
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A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".
Therefore the Earth is flat
He said, We have supporters all around the globe!!!
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.
Because there is always a rounding error.
He came around eventually.
The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.
They say they have members all around the globe now.
When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.
.... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
Because it's pointless either way.
Because if it was cats would have pushed everything from the edge
Because if it was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
Over 70% of its surface is water, and none of it is carbonated.
We can say with certainty that the Earth is not flat because if it was cats would have tossed everything off the edge already.
So it's technically flat.
but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real
Cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "
God replies, "It is round, my dear child."
The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."
Eventually, he came around.
He finally came around.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earth flat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working earth flat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.