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- Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you? - I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around, eventually. - The Earth's surface is 70% water. That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat.
- I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
- Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
- I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
- Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
- I was arguing with a flat Earth believer We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".
- A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, We have supporters all around the globe!!!
- Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth? Because there is always a rounding error.
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- If the earth really is flat Wouldn't cats have pushed everything off the edge by now?
- the flat earth society ... ... has members all around the globe
- I don't really care if the earth is round or flat. Because it's pointless either way.
- Earth can not be flat Because if it was cats would have pushed everything from the edge
- A have a joke about the Earth... but my friends say it's flat.
- Why did the scientist's results show that the Earth was flat? Rounding error.
- I like my women how I like my Earth Flat.
- I am telling you the earth is flat! It's made up of 70% Uncarbonated water!
- Why will the flat earth society never be popular? Because they cant get the word a round.
- The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe.
- I like my earth like I like my bread. Flat
- Never start fights with flat earth theorist! They'll always go over the edge
- I used to believe in the flat earth theory Then it dawned on me.
- Flat Earther pickup line The Earth may be flat
but Uranus is round - If the Earth is flat then my belly is too
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
How do we know the earth isn't flat? If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.
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Everything can be reduced to a f**... joke ...
Even physics:
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!
The flat earth movement is really taking off..
There are flat earthers all around the globe
The Flat Earth Society
No further comments needed.
Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?
Because it's edgy.
Say what you want about the Modern Flat Earth Society...
But they have members all around the disk.
Did you hear the Flat Earth Society is really gaining ground?
They say they have members all around the globe now.
Since Kyrie Irving believes that the Earth is flat, he doesn't play 'Around The World'
He plays 'Along The Plain'
Important Announcement to the members of the Flat Earth Society
Annual Global Conference will be held this year 12th of May 2017 in Sydney (down under)
Where are Flat Earth believers?
All around the globe.
There are a bunch of flat earth theorists...
...They are all over the globe.
ive had enough of all these flat earth jokes i keep seeing
i think if i see one more it's gonna tip me over the edge
Why will the flat earth theory never be popular?
Because they can't spread the word around
Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles?
Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.
I went all around the earth
To prove it was flat
The earth is flat just like
the band Nickelback is the all time selling band!
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If a non vaccinator and a flat earth believer had a baby, what would the baby believe in?
No vaccines, because no one is THAT s**....
Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?
Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending
I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this
The Earth can't be flat because my life keeps on going downhill.
The earth is not flat!!!
It's a half sphere
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This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am...
Followed shortly after by f**... proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.
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Flat Earthers
It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
I really hope there are no Golden Globe winners
working in the Flat Earth Society.
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How do we know global warming is fake?
Because the Earth is flat, not a globe!
The flat-earth movement is growing fast!
The flat-earth community is so popular...
They have followers all around the globe
If you're a Flat Earth Society member, it must be hard to shoot hoop.
Frisbee's don't bounce very well.
I used to think the earth was flat...
But that was an all-round bad idea.
"Unlike most of you, I believe earth is flat"
"Wow, so edgy."
Some people say the earth is flat
Flat Earth is not a myth
But rather a rounding error
TIL the Earth produces global electromagnetic resonance with the highest peak frequency of 33.8Hz, slightly lower than a C#1 note with a frequency of 34.65Hz.
I guess you can say the earth is flat.
How news would spread on a flat Earth..
Across.
How do we know the Earth is flat?
Because maps are flat
But what about a globe?
Oh that? It's just a map wrapped around a sphere
What does...
What does a cake, a producer in Hollywood, and a flat earth have in common?
Someone is bound to believe in them.
If you push someone, they fall flat on the ground...
They don't fall round on the ground.
Therefore the Earth is flat!
Ive travelled the globe trying to convince people the earth is flat
No one understands the gravity of my message
Officer: This parking lot is for disabled only.
Person: Officer, the earth is flat.
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry for bothering you.
My friend asked me if I liked the girl in work who believes the flat earth theory
I said no because she lacks dimension
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Explain this Flat-Earthers!
If the Earth is flat, why do Australians have to strap everything including themselves to the ground in order to not fall up?
What do you call a reasonable flat earth believer?
A well rounded guy.
What starts with C, ends with C and has C in the middle ?
The flat earth.
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Why is telling flat earth society jokes so hard?
Because they are too s**... to understand.
The Earth IS flat!
Just look at a map!
Flat earthers are so close to the truth, but there are some obvious discrepancies . I've finally solved it...
Welcome to the Pringle Earth Society...and remember, once you see, you can't disagree.
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People are so s**... sometimes...
They say the earth is flat... Of course it isn't it's got mountains.
The Flat Earth Society held it's annual conference in Antarctica this year...
... but attendance fell off.
Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."
The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
The flat earth movement have a proud announcement to make:
We now have followers all around the globe.
What do you call an Austrian who believes in flat earth?
Nothing, they don't exist
All 8 planets are singing Happy Birthday to the Sun and it sounds terrible.
Everyone turns to Earth and Earth says, "don't look at me, I'm not flat"
How do you make your girlfriend stop believing in the Earth being flat?
You make her wear a dress that shows a map of the Earth.
Why is soda from earth bad?
Because it's flat
My uncle is a staunch flat earth proponent
And a steam roller operator
We live in a weird world where people would even believe that the earth is flat but no one will believe you if you got sick on a weekend
The earth is flat and 6000 years old....
The pseudoscientist told me so it must be true
What do the earth and Taylor Swift have in common?
They are both flat
As a passionate flat Earther
I find these ridiculous round Earth theories rather hyspherical.
If the earth was flat, then...
Fortunately it isn't.
A flat-earth believer decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove its flat!
In the end, he came around.
The Earth is flat.
What? You're asking for more?
Forget flat Earth; every single planet in the solar system is flat!
Get over it--they're all visually disk-shaped!
I met a guy who believes the Earth is flat. He set off on a journey to see for himself.
I'm sure he'll come around.
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Earth is round but..
..some say earth s**... identifies it as flat.
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If the Earth is flat...
...how come my life is perpetually going downhill?
Check mate, flat earthers
Earth is flat
Because the ozone layer is punctured.
I hit my head on the bus the other day
And now everyone is telling me that the earth isn't flat...
Perhaps the flat earth believers have something after all...
I'm starting to see the end of the earth!
Why don't flat earth theories hold up?
Because they fall flat.