The Best 35 Earth Flat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earth Flat jokes. There are some earth flat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earth flat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earth Flat Jokes and Puns

I debated a flat earther once

he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around, eventually.

The Earth used to be flat,

but then they buried yo mama.

The Earth's surface is 70% water.

That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat.

Me: The earth isn't flat

Me: The earth isn't flat.

Fiat earther: Correct.

Me: huh?

Fiat earther: It's shaped like an Italian car.

Me: what?

Fiat earther: You read my name wrong, didn't you?

the flat earth society ...

... has members all around the globe


I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups

because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

A flat earther dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question."

The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?"

God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe."

The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"

Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth?

Because that would be edgy

I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around eventually.

I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

I'm sure he'll come around.

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

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A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".

The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

Flat Earthers

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

I was arguing with a flat Earth believer

We argued about how many members the flat Earth community had. He said "We have members all around the globe".

The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water

Therefore the Earth is flat

A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat...

He said, We have supporters all around the globe!!!

The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group.

I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.

Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth?

Because there is always a rounding error.


My friend was so convinced of flat earth, he said he was going to Antartica to find the edge.

He came around eventually.

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

Did you hear the Flat Earth Society is really gaining ground?

They say they have members all around the globe now.

Yo mama so fat...

When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.

I just got kicked out of a Flat Earth Facebook group....

.... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.

I don't really care if the earth is round or flat.

Because it's pointless either way.

Earth can not be flat

Because if it was cats would have pushed everything from the edge

How do we know the earth is round?

Because if it was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.

The Earth is flat

Over 70% of its surface is water, and none of it is carbonated.

Flat Earth theory debunked

We can say with certainty that the Earth is not flat because if it was cats would have tossed everything off the edge already.

The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water...

So it's technically flat.

Flat Earthers say we've never truly seen real pictures of the earth

but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real

Want to know how I KNOW the Earth isn't flat?

Cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.

A flat Earther goes to heaven.

A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "

God replies, "It is round, my dear child."

The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."

My flat-Earther friend said he would walk to the end of the Earth to prove his point. -

Eventually, he came around.

Did you hear about the guy who tried to prove the Earth was flat by walking to the edge?

He finally came around.

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