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Earth Axis Jokes

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Comical Earth Axis Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

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i love how the Earth rotates on its axis

it really makes my day.

I love the way the Earth spins on its axis.

it always makes my day.

One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.

"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."

After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

What does the Earth do after a bad breakup?

Gets drunk off its axis.

The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the n**......

As its always tilted on the Axis

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