The Best 7 Earth Axis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earth Axis jokes. There are some earth axis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earth axis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earth Axis Jokes and Puns

i love how the Earth rotates on its axis

it really makes my day.

I love the way the Earth spins on its axis.

it always makes my day.

One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.

"A year," God replied.

Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.

"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.

God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."

After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...

They got bored and decided to call it a day!

What does the Earth do after a bad breakup?

Gets drunk off its axis.


The Earth was and is still quite aggressive towards the Nazis...

As its always tilted on the Axis

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earth axis puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earth axis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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