Earshot Jokes
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A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM THE DOORS"
A man is alone in a forest with no woman within earshot
Is everything he says still wrong?
Grandpa's joke last night.
Two heavy set women are talking by the bar.
The bartender says "You ladies have a lovely accent. Are you from Scotland?" One of them women goes "No, Wales."
The bartender replied "Are you whales from Scotland?"
Then grandpa precedes to explain the joke about them being whales. We were in my younger brothers school for a basketball game and everyone was in earshot.
I psych student posted this joke on Facebook and I don't get it, can someone explain?
Two psychotherapists pass each other in the hallway. The first says to the second, "Hello!"
The second smiles back nervously and half nods his head. When he is comfortably out of earshot, he mumbles, "God, I wonder what *that* was all about?"
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A man is driving with his wife and small child
A militia man pulls them over and makes the man take a breathalyzer test. "See," the militia man says, "you're drunk."
The man protests that the breathalyzer must be broken and invites the cop to test his wife. She also registers as drunk.
Exasperated, the man invites the cop to test his child.
When the child registers drunk as well, the cop shrugs, says, "Yes, perhaps it is broken, and sends them on their way.
Out of earshot the man tells his wife, "See, I told you it wouldn't hurt to give the kid a shot of v**....
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