The Best 11 Earring Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earring jokes. There are some earring jewelery jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earring carat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earring Jokes and Puns

New Earring

John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".

"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal out of it, ..it's only an
earring." Says Zach sheepishly.

"No really," probes John, "How long have you been wearing one?"

... "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring...

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says,

"I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then asks,

"So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

I got into a bar brawl with this huge man that tore my earlobes off.

Now I'm ear-ring impaired.


Son and earing

Son comes home with new earring. When father finds out he tells his son that Back in his days only homosexuals or pirates would wear earrings, so i will look outside of window and you better pray i find your ship there.

"Hey, nice earring

How long have you been wearing an earring?"

"Ever since my wife found it in the car."

Earring joke, "Hey, nice earring

Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring...

Now she has hearing-aids!

What's a car's favorite piece of jewelry?

Its engine earring.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Game of Thrones sellsword, who was James Bond in GoldenEye, wants an earring.

Pierce Bronn's son, Pierce Bronsnan.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earring eng puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earring locket piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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