The Best 14 Earns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earns jokes. There are some earns charities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earns salary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earns Jokes and Puns

A man walks into a bar

and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender what the deal was about:

"Anyone who can jump up and slap the meat earns free drinks for the rest of the night", the bartender answered. "But, if you miss you pay everyone else's drinks for the next hour. Would you like to try?"

The man thought about it for a moment, and then answers:

"Nah, the stakes are too high."

I heard women in this country only get 78ยข for every dollar a man earns...

On the bright side, we get to keep 22ยข

My wife is an equestrian and she uses the money she earns to pay for me to go to University and study Philosophy. One night she asked me to help out around the stable and I told her I would but only after I finished my readings.

She accused me of putting Descartes before the horse.

School days...

Teacher: If income tax is 20% and your dad earns $50,000, how much tax does he pay?

Kid: $100

Teacher: Let's try again. If income tax is 30% and your dad earns $100000, how much does he pay?

Kid: $100

Teacher: Alright, last try. If income tax is %50 and your dad earns $1000000, how much does he pay?

Kid: $100

Teacher: you don't know your percentages.

Kid: you don't know my dad.

Neighbor: So, what are your sons's professions?

Man: The first one is an engineer, the second one is a doctor. The third one is a business man and my last son is a thief!

Neighbor: What? Why don't you kick your 4th son out of the house?

Man: How can I sir? He is the only one who earns money!

What do you call a can that earns a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Teacher asked lil Steve:

-What do you wanna do when you grow up?

-I dream of earning millions and millions of dollars, just like my dad!

-Your father earns that much money?!?

-No, he just dreams about it every day.

Earns joke, Teacher asked lil Steve:

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

I bet the way a young lady earns a "Girls Gone Wild" shirt is very similar to

the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.

So my dirty gay brother got caught sucking a dolphin last night.

He's a pinball champion, he earns thousands in sponsorship deals, so I was astonished. I asked him why he did it.

He said his extra ball got jammed in the wrong flipper.

My neighbour earns $1200/month. Wanna know how?


Get a job.
Work hard

You can explore earns tuition reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean earns money dad jokes. There are also earns puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between a drama student and a government savings bond?

The government savings bond eventually matures and earns money.

The wage gap. For every dollar a man earns, a woman

spends 89 cents.

For every dollar a man earns, his wife makes 70 cents

Leaving the man with only 30

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earns wealth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earns gain piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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