The Best 22 Earning Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earning jokes. There are some earning income jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earning charities puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Earning Jokes and Puns

If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist...

I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.

A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.

His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.

The teen replied: RePOsTs are the fastest way to car, Ma.

I quit my career as a professional poker player, and I decided to open a grocery store.

For the first couple weeks, I didn't earn much money. Then, I decided to rearrange the meat and the snacks in my store. I started earning lots of money. I knew that I would succeed when the chips were down and the steaks were high.

I like making money

It's a lot easier than earning it.

Son asks his father for a gift

Son: - Dad I need a gift for my birthday

Dad: - What do you want Son

Son: - I need a Bitcoin

Dad: - What?? Why do you need $ 35K for?? You know how difficult it is to earn $ 25K dollars?? You will learn difficulty of earning $ 40K when you get a job

I am earning 5,000 monthly

Last month I received 7,000 and I kept quiet.

This month I got 3,000 so I went to HR to complain.

HR asked "why didn't you complain when you received extra last month?"

I replied "I will normally forgive the first mistake, but I can't tolerate the second."

Physics Teacher's Story

Speed and Velocity are brothers.

Velocity went to college and got a science degree with which he's earning a six figure salary.

Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents in their basement.

Speed lacks Direction.

Earning joke, Physics Teacher's Story

When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money.

Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth.

Seems my girlfriend's moonlighting as a parts model

I overheard her on the phone to her friend, boasting about how much she was earning doing hand and foot jobs.

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief

Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?

Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

How do you make a small fortune after earning a degree in political science?

Start with a large fortune and know when to stop.

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Why does Subway call its employees Sandwich Artists?

So you can finally say you are earning money as an artist.

Teacher asked lil Steve:

-What do you wanna do when you grow up?

-I dream of earning millions and millions of dollars, just like my dad!

-Your father earns that much money?!?

-No, he just dreams about it every day.

Elon Musk said he wants to take "hundreds of people to Mars"

Earning him the title of "World's most creative serial killer"

At an interview: In the beginning, you'll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000.

OK, I'll come again later then.

So I am already busy earning my second million.

Because earning the first million failed

Earning joke, So I am already busy earning my second million.

Started high school with straight As. Ended it with a boyfriend.

I went from earning As to getting Ds.

A female coworker told me that men will never know how labor feels...

I said, Well, women will never know how earning equal wage will feel.

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

For every broke or unemployed millennial...

...there is a boomer earning six figures that can't open a PDF.

It's a new economy.

New Economy: Behind every broke Millennial... a Baby Boomer earning a six figure salary that can't open a PDF.


What do you call a prostitute earning money fast?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the earning salary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working earning wage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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