The Best 22 Early Bird Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Early Bird jokes. There are some early bird jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these early bird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Early Bird Jokes and Puns

So there was this kid who was lazy and couldnt wake up early..

His mom wanted to teach him a lesson about the benefits of waking up early.

She said: Son, i am going to tell you a little story and then i want you to tell me what did you learn from it ok?

Son: Ok

Mom: imagine two birds. First bird always wakes up early and can find bugs to feed himself and his family. The second bird wakes up late everyday and cant find anything to eat. So what did you learn from this.

Son: i learned that the bugs that wake up early gets eaten by birds

The early bird might get the worm, but

The second mouse *always* gets the cheese

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

Johny's Mom Was Explaining Him The Benefits of Waking Early In The Morning.

"See", she said, "Those birds who wake early get most of the insects to eat."

"I understand Mom", replied Johnny, "But what happens to the insects who rise early?"

Two old Jewish women sit down at a local restaurant to catch the early bird special...

Their waiter takes their orders, brings out the food, and then goes to wait on a different table.

Five minutes later, he decides to check in on the two women.

He comes up to their table, and with a bright and chipper smile asks:

"Good evening ladies, is *anything* alright?"


Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Early One Morning

Woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay.
That slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.
It sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun.
I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window, and crushed his head.
I'm not a morning person

TIL about Mexican drug birds.

During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.

The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.

That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.

Sleep joke

Why be an early bird or night owl when you can just be an insomniac and get the best of both worlds.

Early bird gets the worm? True...

... but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning

The birds loved it.

You can explore early bird reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean early bird dad jokes. There are also early bird puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why does the interstellar traveler always leave home way too early?

Because the early bird gets the wormhole.

The early bird gets the worm but the late worm gets to live.

People always say blue birds are the worst birds for stealing

His partner is worse, always robin

(Sorry the joke doesn't flow well, it's way to early here)

What's the difference between Louis CK and the early bird?

One beats chicks to the worm, the other beats the worm to chicks.

There was an early bird special at the diner

So I ordered Archaeopteryx.

The early bird ate all the worms...

and died from obesity.

What do you call a person who is both a early bird and a night owl?

A college student

I bought some raffle tickets from a local charity for a big fundraiser and won the early bird prize.

It was a worm.


People always ask me why I procrastinate..

They say, "you know, the early bird gets the worm."

I just respond, "yes, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

To all Mozilla brethren....And I'm one of em!

Why would Mozilla Thunderbird be afraid to feature any innovative security device before it's competitors on the web?
Cause the early bird gets the worm

An old man owns a boat.

He is a rich old bird who made his fortune early in life. he is a bit crazy and for some reason always hires male strippers and keeps absurd amounts of potatoes on his boat. when asked why he said, " I've always wanted to rule a country but i never got too, so i bought my boat and filled it with taters and male strippers." when asked how that helped he replied simply,"It's my dictatorship."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the early bird jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working early bird piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes