Earliest Jokes

Funniest Earliest Short Jokes

Short earliest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The earliest humour may include short earlier jokes also.

1. The earliest memory I have is going with my dad to get prescription glasses. Life before that is a blur.
2. The bad news is, one of the earliest signs of cognitive impairment is the inability to finish sentences. The good news Is
3. Earliest-known Ten Commandments tablet sells at auction for $850000 Bumping Apple off the top spot for most expensive mobile device without a headphone jack.
4. My earliest childhood memory is going to the eye doctor when I was 8. Life before that is a blur.
5. One of my earliest memories as a child was getting to meet the pope, It was a touching experience.
6. My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses... Before that, life was a blur...
7. One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: 'you're getting warmer'.
8. What time did the dino with a hurt jaw see the dentist? He didn't. The earliest the dentist could get him in was thousands of years after the dino went extinct.
9. There are now dogs that can sniff out cancer in its earliest stages. Looks like the end of the CAT scan.
10. Why dont you need birth controls when having s**... with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu.

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Earliest One Liners

Which earliest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with earliest? I can suggest the ones about early and youngest.

1. When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning.
2. Which creature loses it's virginity the earliest? A chicken. It gets laid at birth.
3. Why does Archaeopteryx always get the worm? Because it's the earliest bird!

Earliest Known Jokes

Here is a list of funny earliest known jokes and even better earliest known puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In ancient times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night. This is the earliest known form of **saddle light navigation**.

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