Earl Grey Jokes

Funniest Earl Grey Short Jokes

Short earl grey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The earl grey humour may include short earl jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee.
   
2. I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea.
3. Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
4. What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood? 50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Earl Grey One Liners

Which earl grey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with earl grey? I can suggest the ones about shades grey and rick grimes.

1. Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
2. Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He drank himself into an earl grey
3. I tried stealing someone's Earl Grey once… …but it wasn't my cup of tea.
4. Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
5. I made Earl Grey perfectly. Right on the T as they say.
6. Is your name Earl Grey? ...cause you're a cutea.
7. I'm good friends with Earl Grey. But I'm a lot closer to PG Tips. That's my bestea.
8. What do you call an earl grey that likes role play? Not-tea

Earl Grey Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about earl grey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make earl grey pranks.