Earful Jokes
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A mathematician comes home at 3:00am and gets an earful from his wife…
You're late yells his wife, you said you'd be home at 11:45 .
Actually said the mathematician, I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12 .
A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m...
..and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
You're late! she yells. You said you'd be home by 11:45!
Actually, the mathematician replies calmly, I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12.
A mathematician wanders back home at 3A.M..
A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
You're late! she yells. You said you'd be home by 11:45!
Actually, the mathematician replies calmly, I said I'd be home by a 'quarter of 12'.
A Handful of Short Math Jokes
1. How do mathematician's scold their children?
* If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times …
2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematician replies, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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