The Best 4 Earful Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Earful jokes. There are some earful jethro jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these earful late puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Earful Jokes and Puns

A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m...

..and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.

You're late! she yells. You said you'd be home by 11:45!

Actually, the mathematician replies calmly, I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12.

A mathematician wanders back home at 3A.M..

A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.

You're late! she yells. You said you'd be home by 11:45!

Actually, the mathematician replies calmly, I said I'd be home by a 'quarter of 12'.

A Handful of Short Math Jokes

1. How do mathematician's scold their children?

* If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times …

2. A mathematician wanders back home at 3 A.M. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematician replies, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."

3. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Playing with my younger brother

So, I was tickling my little brother's feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful.
Something about "Waiting until he's born".

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