Ear Wax Jokes
10 ear wax jokes and hilarious ear wax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ear wax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ear Wax Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good ear wax joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear
"Which ear is it?" She said
"2022" I replied
Why is turtle wax so expensive?
Because they only have little ears.
Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear???
Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
My dad thinks this will go viral. I disagree.
Why is turtle wax so expensive?
because turtles have such small ears
Trump is really good about his ears.
He wears ear plugs at loud concerts.
He makes sure his ear wax doesn't build up.
He keeps the gray hairs growing out of his ears nice and trimmed.
He's quite possibly the most ear responsible president we've ever had.
I just skillfully removed a cup of wax from Kim Jong's left ear using a penknife.
Madam Tussaud's have now banned me for life.
Non-vaccinated children are the least likely to get any ear infections.
Because they are anti-wax
What do ears and the moon have in common?
Both of them waxes regularly. :)
I have no ear hair...
It's because I wax them.
Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?
If you do, please give me a shout.
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