Ear Infection Jokes

Funniest Ear Infection Short Jokes

Short ear infection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ear infection humour may include short yeast infection jokes also.

1. Went to the doctor for an ear infection and now I've found out I'm actually going deaf. That news was pretty hard to hear.
2. Two corny jokes Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?
   He thought he was being stalked.
   Why did the corn go to the doctor?
   It had an ear infection.
3. My wife said I should go to the doctors because she thinks I have a ear infection. We will play it by ear.
4. Non-vaccinated children are the least likely to get any ear infections. Because they are anti-wax
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5. I have an ear infection...and it hurts If anyone has a magical cure for this, i'm all ears.
6. Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone.

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Ear Infection One Liners

Which ear infection one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ear infection? I can suggest the ones about eye drop and yeast infections.

1. What's the worst thing about earrape? You could get an ear infection, like hearing AIDS
2. I told my doctor I have hearing aids... ... but he insists it's just an ear infection...
3. My elevator has an ear infection It must be Otistis
4. What killed Vincent van Gogh? He had a Sev Ear Infection.
5. Why do so many lunatics have ear infections? Because they're ear-rash-ional.
6. I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs.
7. Yo Mama... ...is so n**..., I had phone s**... with her and she gave me an ear infection.
8. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
9. Your mom is so n**... that when I called her up for phone s**...... I got an ear infection

Silly Ear Infection Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about ear infection you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eye sore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ear infection pranks.