Eagles Fans Jokes
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What is the difference between an Eagles fan and a Patriots fan?
Patriots fans always take the dishes out of the sink before they pee in it.
What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?
Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
Even pigs have standards
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia Eagles fan are in a car together. the car breaks down near a house with a barn. The owner says, "Well, I only have room for two of ya, so one's gonna have to sleep in the barn." The Hindu holy man volunteers. Five minutes later, he explains, "I cannot sleep in that barn! There is a cow in there! Cows are sacred, and I cannot sleep on holy ground!" The rabbi agrees to take his friend's place, but comes back. "There is a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean in my faith, so I cannot sleep there!" The Eagles fan, begrudgingly, goes out to the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens it to find the cow and the pig.
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