Eagl Jokes
32 eagl jokes and hilarious eagl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eagl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Eagl Short Jokes
Short eagl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eagl humour may include short save jokes also.
- Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
- I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull
But not quite big enough to be an Eagle - I've got the heart of a lion and the eye of an eagle... And now i'm banned from entering the zoo.
- Did you guys hear about the guy who got the skin on his face ripped apart by eagle talons? They tried to fix it with botox, but that only helps with crow's feet.
- My father recently passed away. I'll never forget how much I inherited.
From him I got the eye of an eagle, the heart of a lion and so much more.
He was the best hunter this world has ever seen. - The biggest difference between the Superbowl and the Grammy's. The Eagles have won a Grammy.
- I saw a half lion, half eagle in the dining room at Hogwarts. Everyone was wondering how it had got in but it was obvious. It came through the Griffindor.
- Why would America choose the bold eagle as their national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away? Oh, right...
- I saw a seagull I saw a huge seagull this morning. It was big enough to be a D gull... But not quite big enough to be an eagle. One thing's for sure, it definitely wasn't a beagle.
- I always admired my grandfather. He had the heart of a lion and the brain of a eagle. He also had a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Eagl One Liners
Which eagl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eagl? I can suggest the ones about prey and busy.
- I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle... ..and a lifetime ban from the zoo. 😕
- Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!
- I'm relieved the Patriots lost... No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
- What's a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle
- Why do cops hate sick birds? Because they're ill eagles.
- Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle
- What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey? *Talon*tless.
...Sorry. - How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side
- Why did the cop arrest the sick bird? He was ill-eagle.
- Did you know that it is wrong to breed eels with eagles? It's because it is eel-eagle.
- What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle
- I was arrested the other day for keeping a sick bird of prey. Turns out it was ill eagle
- Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle.
- Why did the ancient Roman police arrest an Eagle? Because he was... Aquila.
- What did the Native American pornstar call himself? Spread Eagle
Playful Eagl Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about eagl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hawk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eagl pranks.
The Eagle- an original joke
A man is talking with an eagle.
The man asks, "Eagle, how can you catch your prey so well if you just fly over really fast?"
The eagle responds, "I don't know, I guess I just have a talon for it."
An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.
The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's a**....
The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."
The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't s**... me now, would you?"
Two eagles walk into a law firm looking for a job
The hiring manager asks, "So why should I hire you two?"
And the eagles say, "Well, we've been eagles since the day we hatched from our eggs. You're never going to find a para-eagles better than us!"
The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time.
That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..
If eagles are the birds of American freedom, then what is the bird of American love?
A s**...
Why did the eagle win the talent show?
Because he was TALONted!
What do eagles and moles have in common?
They both fly, except for the mole...
The eagle was a bird of many skills.
One could say he was very talon-ted.
Why did the eagle spare the mouse's life?
He couldn't be buzzard to hunt it.
An eagle checks in at the airline ticket counter with a dead rabbit under one wing. The agent asks, "do you want to check the rabbit?"
"No, this is carrion."
What's the same about the Eagles and a mailman?
They both won't deliver on Sunday.
What did the eagle say to the viking after the hunting trip?
Sorry, but this time there's no trophy for your trophy case, Keenum!
What's an eagles favorite haircut?
A Mohawk.... hahahahahahahaaa
The Eagles won 41-33...
41 - 33 = 8
Tom Brady is 40 years old.
40 / 8 = 5
Patriots have 5 Super Bowl rings.
5 x 5 = 25
The falcons blew a 25 point lead.
When the Eagles win, we all win.
Free TVs and liquor for every one on the street!
What does the eagle say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
