The Best 18 Eagl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eagl jokes. There are some eagl live jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eagl buzzard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eagl Jokes and Puns

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

The Eagle- an original joke

A man is talking with an eagle.

The man asks, "Eagle, how can you catch your prey so well if you just fly over really fast?"

The eagle responds, "I don't know, I guess I just have a talon for it."

An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.

The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's asshole.

The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?

The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."

The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't shit me now, would you?"

The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time.

That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..

If eagles are the birds of American freedom, then what is the bird of American love?

A Swallow

Why did the eagle win the talent show?

Because he was TALONted!

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Eagl joke, What do eagles and moles have in common?

The eagle was a bird of many skills.

One could say he was very talon-ted.

Why did the eagle spare the mouse's life?

He couldn't be buzzard to hunt it.

An eagle checks in at the airline ticket counter with a dead rabbit under one wing. The agent asks, "do you want to check the rabbit?"

"No, this is carrion."

What's the same about the Eagles and a mailman?

They both won't deliver on Sunday.

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What did the eagle say to the viking after the hunting trip?

Sorry, but this time there's no trophy for your trophy case, Keenum!

The Eagles won 41-33...

41 - 33 = 8
Tom Brady is 40 years old.
40 / 8 = 5
Patriots have 5 Super Bowl rings.
5 x 5 = 25

The falcons blew a 25 point lead.

When the Eagles win, we all win.

Free TVs and liquor for every one on the street!

What does the eagle say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

'Let us prey.'

What's an eagles favorite haircut?

A Mohawk.... hahahahahahahaaa

Eagl joke, What's an eagles favorite haircut?

How can Eagles beat Patriots in an ironic way

Fole(s) play

An eagle gets sick and is arrested ...

because, he is ill-eagle

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eagl fly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eagl asks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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