The Best 44 Eachother Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eachother jokes. There are some eachother parallel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eachother seldom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eachother Jokes and Puns

So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company

It's going to be called Game of Scones

Eyes

Two men are sitting in a bar, talking to eachother. One asks the other if he ever looks his wife in the eyes while making love. "I did once" the other responds, "But I saw a lot of anger in her eyes". The first, looking confused: "Why was that?"

"Because she was looking from outside through the window!"

Having bushy eyebrows are like dating twins...

...if you stop paying attention to them they'll touch eachother.

Eachother joke, Having bushy eyebrows are like dating twins...

Not a joke, but a funny poem

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
A blind man came to see fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horay!"
Back to back, they faced eachother,
Drew their swords and shot eachother.

I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother.

It's like, get a womb.


My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car

We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord.

Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world

There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother.

Eachother joke, Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck eachother.

One, day little Johnny asks his father,

"Daddy where do i come from?"
The mother and father, had been preparing for this, for a very long time.

"Well son, when a Man and a Woman love each-other very much..."

After explaining the details and science to his Son, who had a puzzled look on his face the Father turned to his child,

"Well son, does that answer your question?"

"Not really Susan from school told me she came from Italy."

I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator.

We speak to eachother on so many different levels.

You can explore eachother itchy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean eachother apon dad jokes. There are also eachother puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The Lawyer and the Mexican

A lawyer and a Mexican live next to eachother in the most cookie-cutter neighborhood you can imagine.
One day, they're both mowing the frontlawn. The Mexican says:

"You know, my house is worth more than yours."

The lawyer is confused. He responds:

"How? Our houses are identical. Did you renovate the interior?"

"No."

"Did you modernize the kitchen or the bathroom?"

"I didn't."

"Then how can your house be worth more than mine?!", the lawyer cries.

"Well, I live next to a lawyer, and you live next to a Mexican."

What does 2 letter E's, a mole and a pit have to do with eachother

I don't know, but hole-e mole-e is that a combo

Relationships...

Relationships are just two people constantly asking eachother what they want to eat, until one of them dies!

Three Mice Are Bragging to eachother

The first mouse says: I will eat tons of mouse-poison, but it does nothing to me. The second mouse says, well for me a mouse trap is peanuts! I just pull the lever and take the cheese!

The Third says: Oh you two, stop bragging already! Wait... what time is it? Oh, I have to go home, i have to feed the cat!

Overheard at the Gynecologist Office:

A blonde, a brunette & red head are waiting to be seen at the Gynecologist office. All three are pregnant. They start talking to eachother about their babies.

Brunette: I'm going to have a boy because I was on top during sex.

Redhead: Well, I was on the bottom during sex so I'm having a girl.

Blonde: Oh my God! I'm going to have puppies!!!

Eachother joke, Overheard at the Gynecologist Office:

What happens when two same pokemons meet eachother?

Jynx has to buy them a coke.

It must be hard to have a mom and dad who are both midgets.

they're always really short with eachother

Two vegans bump into eachother at a BBQ

"We must stop meating like this."


You would think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to eachother

But instead they steal each others electrons.

How ionic.

What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard?

A pillow fight.

If 2 vegans are upset with eachother, is it called beef?

Or would it be a brussel bout?

How do cells greet one another?

They micro*wave* at eachother.

A stairway builder was retiring

On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"

The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."

I remember how in kindergarten everyone was always touching eachother and experiment with your sexuality

How do two Marines find eachother in the dark?

Very satisfying

If two vegans are angry at eachother,

is it beef?

How do Japanese bloods say whats up to eachother?

Wassah B?

Newton's third law of motion

states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, if you are having sex with a woman without her consent, she is equally having sex with you without your consent, both cancelling eachother out and making rape legal.

I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave...

Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.

What do you call it when you and your homie help eachother both bust a nut?

Cummunism

Two police officers are talking to eachother

Hey, when was the last time we harassed a Mexican?
I don't know, it's beaner while

Friends are making visual puns

One draws a box with an x on it
"its obviously xbox"
Another draws a station with play on it
"of course its playstation"
Another one draws two people with arrows pointing to eachother with one having nintendo on his shirt.
"its nintendo switch"
Finally one draws a girl with multicolored hair.
"its pc"

Why do lesbians tend to dress alike?

They rub off on eachother.

How do blind men rob eachother?

By accident

2 dwarfs

2 dwarfs meet eachother:
-O, says one, what a small world.

What do you call it when two hand amputees high five eachother?

A stump bump.

I hate when baby's kiss eachother

...It's like, get a womb for god sake

Why do astronauts always sit one chair apart from eachother when drinking alcohol?

Because they're at a space bar.

I was paying for my stuff at the grocery store and a condom fell out of my wallet.

I was a little embarrassed.

I looked at it, then at the cashier. We both looked down, then back to eachother, then to the corner of the room avoiding eye contact.

I said "Look, I'm really sorry about that. I thought I flushed it."

Three guys just met eachother and they have a conversation about different sorts of paste

The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."

The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."

The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I am a Redditor."

The Five Secrets To Happiness…

The Five Secrets to Happiness

Number one: Find a woman who can make you laugh.

Number two: Find a woman who can cook.

Number three: Find a woman who actually listens to you.

Number four: Find a woman who's good in bed.

And number five, the most important secret:

Make sure that these four women never find out about each-other.

When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.

... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.

Need some jokes

So I'm a mailman and I deliver to a barber where we do a joke a day to eachother. I need some new jokes to tell, they can be clean or dirty as he has a sense of humor. If you have a good barber or mailmen joke would be a plus. Thank you in advance.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eachother men jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eachother seperate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes