Eachother Jokes
60 eachother jokes and hilarious eachother puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eachother that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Eachother Short Jokes
Short eachother jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eachother humour may include short twosome jokes also.
- I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels.
- Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother.
- My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord.
- You would think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to eachother But instead they steal each others electrons.
How ionic. - So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones
- I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave... Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.
- Why do astronauts always sit one chair apart from eachother when drinking alcohol? Because they're at a space bar.
- I remember how in kindergarten everyone was always touching eachother and experiment with your sexuality
- It must be hard to have a mom and dad who are both midgets. they're always really short with eachother
- The best thing about college is, you get more group projects, meaning, usually 4-5 people get the same task... namely to get on eachothers nerves.
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Eachother One Liners
Which eachother one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eachother? I can suggest the ones about itchy and parallel.
- What do you call two homeless people hitting eachother with cardboard? A pillow fight.
- Two vegans bump into eachother at a BBQ "We must stop meating like this."
- What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved.
- What do you call it when you and your homie help eachother both bust a nut? Cummunism
- Two marines are flying into an unfamiliar airport The put the flaps up and descend lower, lower, lower and finally touch down. The brakes of the plane screeches and howl unlike anything you've ever heard. The plane comes to a stop just inches from the terminal. The pilot exlaims "that's the shortest d**... runway I've ever seen". The co-pilot looks to the left, then looks to the right and says "Yea, but it sure is wide"
- How do blind men rob eachother? By accident
- How do Japanese bloods say whats up to eachother? Wassah B?
- If 2 vegans are upset with eachother, is it called beef? Or would it be a brussel bout?
- If two vegans are angry at eachother, is it beef?
- What do you call it when two hand amputees high five eachother? A stump bump.
- 2 dwarfs 2 dwarfs meet eachother:
-O, says one, what a small world. - How do cells greet one another? They micro*wave* at eachother.
- What happens when two same pokemons meet eachother? Jynx has to buy them a coke.
- How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother.
- Why do classical musicians make the best gang members? They always have eachothers Bach.
The Funniest Eachother Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about eachother you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seldom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eachother pranks.
Eyes
Two men are sitting in a bar, talking to eachother. One asks the other if he ever looks his wife in the eyes while making love. "I did once" the other responds, "But I saw a lot of anger in her eyes". The first, looking confused: "Why was that?"
"Because she was looking from outside through the window!"
Having bushy eyebrows are like dating twins...
...if you stop paying attention to them they'll touch eachother.
Not a joke, but a funny poem
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
A blind man came to see fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horay!"
Back to back, they faced eachother,
Drew their swords and shot eachother.
I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother.
It's like, get a w**....
One, day little Johnny asks his father,
"Daddy where do i come from?"
The mother and father, had been preparing for this, for a very long time.
"Well son, when a Man and a Woman love each-other very much..."
After explaining the details and science to his Son, who had a puzzled look on his face the Father turned to his child,
"Well son, does that answer your question?"
"Not really Susan from school told me she came from Italy."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.
When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.
While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".
The Lawyer and the Mexican
A lawyer and a Mexican live next to eachother in the most cookie-cutter neighborhood you can imagine.
One day, they're both mowing the frontlawn. The Mexican says:
"You know, my house is worth more than yours."
The lawyer is confused. He responds:
"How? Our houses are identical. Did you renovate the interior?"
"No."
"Did you modernize the kitchen or the bathroom?"
"I didn't."
"Then how can your house be worth more than mine?!", the lawyer cries.
"Well, I live next to a lawyer, and you live next to a Mexican."
Three Mice Are Bragging to eachother
The first mouse says: I will eat tons of mouse-poison, but it does nothing to me. The second mouse says, well for me a mouse trap is peanuts! I just pull the lever and take the cheese!
The Third says: Oh you two, stop bragging already! Wait... what time is it? Oh, I have to go home, i have to feed the cat!
Overheard at the Gynecologist Office:
A blonde, a brunette & red head are waiting to be seen at the Gynecologist office. All three are pregnant. They start talking to eachother about their babies.
Brunette: I'm going to have a boy because I was on top during s**....
Redhead: Well, I was on the bottom during s**... so I'm having a girl.
Blonde: Oh my God! I'm going to have puppies!!!
A stairway builder was retiring
On his last day the manager held a speech for him in the lunch-room.
"This man has worked here for over 40 years! Just imagine the number of stairs built by you alone! I reckon, on the day you die, you could stack them on top of eachother and reach heaven!"
The retiring builder, a bit red from embaresment, responded quietly:
"Oh, thank you for your kind words, but I have mostly been building basement-stairs..."
Newton's third law of motion
states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore, if you are having s**... with a woman without her consent, she is equally having s**... with you without your consent, both cancelling eachother out and making r**... legal.
Today my son threw a quarter in the well at the mall and said "I wish my dad was dead." And because of his attitide we went home without buying anything.
When we got to our house we saw an ambulance and the coroner at Jim's house, apparently he had a freak heart attack about thirty minutes before hand, it was odd because he was a personal trainer and in great shape, my wife seemed real upset by his passing. Though it was strange because I've never even seen them speak to eachother.
Two police officers are talking to eachother
Hey, when was the last time we harassed a Mexican?
I don't know, it's b**... while
Friends are making visual puns
One draws a box with an x on it
"its obviously xbox"
Another draws a station with play on it
"of course its playstation"
Another one draws two people with arrows pointing to eachother with one having nintendo on his shirt.
"its nintendo switch"
Finally one draws a girl with multicolored hair.
"its pc"
Why do l**... tend to dress alike?
They rub off on eachother.
I hate when baby's kiss eachother
...It's like, get a w**... for god sake
I was paying for my stuff at the grocery store and a c**... fell out of my wallet.
I was a little embarrassed.
I looked at it, then at the cashier. We both looked down, then back to eachother, then to the corner of the room avoiding eye contact.
I said "Look, I'm really sorry about that. I thought I flushed it."
Three guys just met eachother and they have a conversation about different sorts of paste
The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."
The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."
The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I am a Redditor."
The Five Secrets To Happiness…
The Five Secrets to Happiness
Number one: Find a woman who can make you laugh.
Number two: Find a woman who can cook.
Number three: Find a woman who actually listens to you.
Number four: Find a woman who's good in bed.
And number five, the most important secret:
Make sure that these four women never find out about each-other.
When future autonomous cars are connected on a network and speak to eachother, they won't need turn signals anymore.
... So BMW owners will have to figure out some other safety system to just not use.
Need some jokes
So I'm a mailman and I deliver to a barber where we do a joke a day to eachother. I need some new jokes to tell, they can be clean or dirty as he has a sense of humor. If you have a good barber or mailmen joke would be a plus. Thank you in advance.
Man walked by old man sitting on bench openly weeping, so the man said, what's wrong? The old man responds..
I'm married to a beautiful 25-year old woman who quit her modeling career to spend time with me. Every single night she makes love to me like no other woman ever has in my life, she follows it up with dinner afterwards cooks me up a delicious gourmet meal then we fall asleep holding eachother in bed.
So the man, dumbfounded responded, so what's the problem? 😐
The old man responds, I forgot where I live.
