The Best 6 Dystrophy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dystrophy jokes. There are some dystrophy comedian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dystrophy hot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dystrophy Jokes and Puns

I go to a muscular dystrophy support group.

We meet weakly.

I'm a comedian with muscular dystrophy

I'll be here all weak

I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!

What trophy?


Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Except, of course, Muscular Dystrophy.

The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy

I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dystrophy weak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dystrophy support piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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