Dyson Vacuum Jokes
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- Just Spent 3 hours in the emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........
- Before my abusive father left, he was really enthusiastic about vacuuming He would always say "Whenever I look at your face I want you to Dyson"
- Last night the Grim Reaper came for me, but I managed to beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death.
- I went to see the doctor yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good after emptying my bagless vacuum cleaner He told me I might actually dyson.
- What did the father say to his son when he burnt the house down vacuum cleaning... DYSON!!!
- The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner... Talk about Dyson with death.
- My new job! I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be "Mike Dyson"!
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Dyson Vacuum One Liners
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- The Dyson Ball Vacuum… Is a horribly misleading name for this product.
- What do you call a boxer who vacuums? Mike Dyson
- What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer? Dyson.
- I had a dream last night that I was vacuuming with the Grim Reaper I was Dyson with death
- What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson
- What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? Dyson.
- What did the father say when he was killing his kid with a vacuum? Dyson.
- Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson
- Dyson vacuums s**... so good They are the preferred vacuum of single men
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I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
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I heard that Dyson, the vacuum cleaner giants, are planning on making a new electric car...
I hope it doesn't s**....
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I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.
I'm sick and tired of seeing people who are anti-vax getting bullied on social media. We have good reasons to feel this way and simply bad mouthing us or attacking us is not going to change our mind. We will not be silenced.
I for sure will never have one again. No chance, no matter what you say to convince me. I've been s**... into that trap before!
They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
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What's the difference between a fancy vacuum and a flaky offspring?
One's a Dyson, the other is a dry son.
A physicist moved from the country to the noise of the inner city...
And found the noise there insufferable. But, being a man of science he lined the walls of his apartment with broken Hoover's, Dirt Devil's, and Dyson's, because sound can't travel through a Vacuum.
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I got fired from my position of sales associate at Dyson vacuums yesterday...
Apparently saying "Would you like to try our vacuums? They s**...!" wasn't the best thing to say to the customers.
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.