Dyson Vacuum Jokes

Funniest Dyson Vacuum Short Jokes

Short dyson vacuum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyson vacuum humour may include short vacuum jokes also.

1. Just Spent 3 hours in the emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........
2. I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think. They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!
3. Before my abusive father left, he was really enthusiastic about vacuuming He would always say "Whenever I look at your face I want you to Dyson"
4. Last night the Grim Reaper came for me, but I managed to beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death.
5. I went to see the doctor yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good after emptying my bagless vacuum cleaner He told me I might actually dyson.
6. What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson.
7. What did the father say to his son when he burnt the house down vacuum cleaning... DYSON!!!
8. What's the difference between a fancy vacuum and a flaky offspring? One's a Dyson, the other is a dry son.
9. The Grim Reaper came for me last night The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
10. The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner... Talk about Dyson with death.

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Dyson Vacuum One Liners

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1. What did the father say when he was killing his kid with a vacuum? Dyson.
2. The Dyson Ball Vacuum… Is a horribly misleading name for this product.
3. What do you call a boxer who vacuums? Mike Dyson
4. What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer? Dyson.
5. I had a dream last night that I was vacuuming with the Grim Reaper I was Dyson with death
6. What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner? Dyson
7. What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson
8. Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson
9. What did the inventor of the vacuum cleaner say to the child he never wanted? Dyson
10. What did the vacuum say to its dying son? Dyson!
11. What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? Dyson.
12. What did the homicidal vacuum say to his kid? "Dyson"
13. I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner It s**...
14. Dyson vacuums s**... so good They are the preferred vacuum of single men

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