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What did the father say when he was killing his kid with a vacuum?

Dyson.

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I'm writing this from the hospital

Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!

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A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade

Boy, did that blow up in my face.

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Im writing this from the hospital. Don't worry the doctors say that im gonna be fine.

But i feel i should warn you that the "Dyson Ball Cleaner" has a very misleading name

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Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room......

.... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........

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What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

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Three Men are Captured by Female Savages!

They are told their dicks would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.

The first was a lumberjack, so his would be chopped off.

The second was a butcher, so his would be sliced off.

The third man started laughing. The females asked what was so funny, and he replied, "I work for Dyson!".

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Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

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Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner

Dyson

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Who invented the sucker punch?

Mike Dyson

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I heard that Dyson, the vacuum cleaner giants, are planning on making a new electric car...

I hope it doesn't suck.

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You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade?

Not a fan

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I went to see the doctor yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good after emptying my bagless vacuum cleaner

He told me I might actually dyson.

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What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner?

Dyson.

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What did the father say to his son when he burnt the house down vacuum cleaning...

DYSON!!!

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We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?

Dyson.

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What did the inventor of the vacuum cleaner say to the child he never wanted?

Dyson

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Those dyson airblades suck...

Messiest urinals ever

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Son - Dad look at this article

Son - Dad look at this article "Man ran over by hoover"
Dad - What an idiot, did he Dyson?

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I got fired from my position of sales associate at Dyson vacuums yesterday...

Apparently saying "Would you like to try our vacuums? They suck!" wasn't the best thing to say to the customers.

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What did the vacuum say to its dying son?

Dyson!

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What's the difference between a fancy vacuum and a flaky offspring?

One's a Dyson, the other is a dry son.

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Have you heard about the new heavy weight boxer who sucks?

Dyson Fury

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Yo mama so fat

Aliens thought she was our Dyson Sphere

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I just used the messiest urinal...

If you ever see the model "Dyson Airblade" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower.

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My new girlfriend is like a Dyson.

I bought her from a quaint old English man.

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I just got fired from my job at Dyson.

My design for a new hoover didn't work.

I don't know what their problem is, when they asked me to design it they told me, "just make sure it doesn't suck!"

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What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him?

Dyson.

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What did the drying company say before murdering his son?

Dy-son

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Why the Xelerator is better than the Airblade...

Dyson only makes products that suck.

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I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner

It sucks

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The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner...

Talk about Dyson with death.

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There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out.

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In 2006, James Dyson was knighted by Prince Charles for his efforts in business.

Does that make him the ultimate suck-up?

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My new job!

I will start my career as vacuum cleaner salesman, and my name will be "Mike Dyson"!

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