The Best 42 Dyson Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Dyson Jokes and Puns

Have you heard about the new heavy weight boxer who sucks?

Dyson Fury

Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room......

.... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........

I'm writing this from the hospital

Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!

Dyson joke, I'm writing this from the hospital

Who invented the sucker punch?

Mike Dyson

What did the vacuum say to its dying son?


My new girlfriend is like a Dyson.

I bought her from a quaint old English man.

There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out.

Dyson joke, There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss

I just used the messiest urinal...

If you ever see the model "Dyson Airblade" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower.

Three Men are Captured by Female Savages!

They are told their dicks would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.

The first was a lumberjack, so his would be chopped off.

The second was a butcher, so his would be sliced off.

The third man started laughing. The females asked what was so funny, and he replied, "I work for Dyson!".

Those dyson airblades suck...

Messiest urinals ever

Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner


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What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner?


What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner?


Yo mama so fat

Aliens thought she was our Dyson Sphere

What did the father say when he was killing his kid with a vacuum?


You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade?

Not a fan

Dyson joke, You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade?

The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner...

Talk about Dyson with death.

I heard that Dyson, the vacuum cleaner giants, are planning on making a new electric car...

I hope it doesn't suck.

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll suck.

What's the difference between a fancy vacuum and a flaky offspring?

One's a Dyson, the other is a dry son.

I just got fired from my job at Dyson.

My design for a new hoover didn't work.

I don't know what their problem is, when they asked me to design it they told me, "just make sure it doesn't suck!"

I got fired from my position of sales associate at Dyson vacuums yesterday...

Apparently saying "Would you like to try our vacuums? They suck!" wasn't the best thing to say to the customers.

Son - Dad look at this article

Son - Dad look at this article "Man ran over by hoover"
Dad - What an idiot, did he Dyson?

'Man run over by Dyson hoover'

Son: "Dad look at this article"
Dad: "Oh dear, was he alright? or did he dyson"

I went to see the doctor yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good after emptying my bagless vacuum cleaner

He told me I might actually dyson.

What did the inventor of the vacuum cleaner say to the child he never wanted?


What did the father say to his son when he burnt the house down vacuum cleaning...


We all know what the buffalo said to his son on the first day of school, but what did he say to his son as he was murdering him with a restroom hand dryer?


In 2006, James Dyson was knighted by Prince Charles for his efforts in business.

Does that make him the ultimate suck-up?

Have y'all heard 'bout the Hoover Crips?

They still Dyson with death.

I'm making a film about killer vacumes

It's called Dyson with Death

What's an anti-vaxxers favorite vacuum cleaner?


What vacuum cleaner brand do Antivaxxers prefer?


What's worse than getting caught mid-blowjob?

Being banned from every Dyson store in the country

Asked my mum what she'd like for her birthday.

I wanna Dyson. She said excitedly.

So that's why is smothered her with a pillow, your honour

What do you call a boxer who does the cleaning?

Mike Dyson!

The Grim Reaper came for me last night

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital.

Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

I'm in the hospital right now. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

But let me just say, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.

I'm an Anti-vax and I don't care what you think.

They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner. Dyson all the way for me!

My son asked me, "What happens to the spiders that gets hoovered up?"

"They Dyson."

The Dyson Ball Vacuum…

Is a horribly misleading name for this product.

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