The Best 74 Dyslexic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Dyslexic jokes. There are some dyslexic tourette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dyslexic autist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Dyslexic Jokes and Puns

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.....

I was in Daniel.

I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season...

So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.

Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

He was always afraid he was following someone.

Dyslexic joke, Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down...

It was a pad bun.

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.


What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

~ Infinite Jest, by DFW

RIP to my good friend Brian...

...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

Dyslexic joke, RIP to my good friend Brian...

Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist?

Sold his soul to Santa.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

I put the SEXY in Dyslexic.

Deal with ti

I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl.

I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.

I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA

A dyslexic arab walks into a bar

ouch, says the other arab

Dyslexic joke, A dyslexic arab walks into a bar

How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He went around killing gingers.

Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay?

He's still in daniel.


I'm a dyslexic tree...

My life is A-OK!

What does a dyslexic klan member hate?

Gingers

My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?

I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!

Sorry, wrong bus!

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

If I was a DJ...

I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic...

He is still in Daniel...

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night...

I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children.

They get their presents from Satan.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.

What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do?

Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his​ soul to santa.

I'm dyslexic, but that doesn't define me.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

How do you know when you're dyslexic?

When life hands you melons.

I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic

Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.

I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic

I was in Daniel

My Friend couldn't believe he was gay and dyslexic

He's still in daniel

Dyslexic criminals love weed.

It's the ultimate getaway drug.

What does a rooster say?

Cock-a-doodle-do

What does a dyslexic rooster say?

Doodle-doodle-cock

What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do

Did you hear about the dyslexic racist?

He hates gingers.

Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?

He really hates gingers

I put the sexy in dyslexic

Oh wait

No means no,

Unless she's dyslexic.

Then it's On.

A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.

He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.

Why can't a dyslexic be a witch?

You need to be good at spelling.

My friend realised the other day that is he both gay and dyslexic.

He's still in Daniel.

My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

But they didn't serve milk

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?

Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Either way he's getting at least two cups

Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

He was in Daniel.

I'll never hire a dyslexic prostitute again!

There was no sex but I did get my socks cooked.

It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper

If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa

Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.

Take a moment to let that N'Sync

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog

I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic..

I was in Daniel.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

2 dyslexic people run into a bank

One shouts Air in the hands, mother stickers, this is a fuck-up!

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians

They said i couldn't be good at poetry because i'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

DNA

National Dyslexic Association

Why did the dyslexic association of America stop having their meetings at the YMCA?

They all showed up at Macys.

Oh, you're dyslexic? You should join the DNS

The national dyslexia society!

I Pity the Dyslexic Agnostic

For he stays up at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What kind of breath mints do dyslexic military officers use?

Tac-tics

When life gives you melons

You're most likely dyslexic

How did the dyslexic cop subdue the violent male suspect ?

He used his NUTS gun.

My son is dyslexic. Every year he writes his Christmas wishlist...

...and sends it off to Satan.

Dyslexics of the world...

Untie.

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