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129 dyslexic jokes and hilarious dyslexic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dyslexic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short dyslexic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexic humour may include short dyslexia jokes also.

  1. What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
  2. What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
  3. I'm an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic Every night I lie awake wondering if there really is a dog.
  4. I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed message.
  5. Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done? Gingers just don't last in the sun.
  6. What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association
  7. Why do you see so many dyslexics walking in Paris? It's safer than walking alone.
  8. I have a dyslexic gay friend but he is refusing to admit it... He's in Daniel
  9. Dyslexic walks into a bar Gets slapped and called a pervert.
  10. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn't believe in dog.

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Dyslexic One Liners

Which dyslexic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyslexic? I can suggest the ones about autistic and diabetic.

  1. I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic..... I was in Daniel.
  2. I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA
  3. How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
  4. My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel...
  5. I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic I was in Daniel
  6. Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.
  7. If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
  8. RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombie :(
  9. No means no, Unless she's dyslexic.
    Then it's On.
  10. Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic. Take a moment to let that N'Sync
  11. My Friend couldn't believe he was gay and dyslexic He's still in daniel
  12. Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hates gingers.
  13. A dyslexic man walks into a bra Thank you.
  14. My friend can't believe he's both gay AND dyslexic... He's STILL in Daniel.
  15. I am a dyslexic gay man.. All day I think about is SPINE

Dyslexic joke, I am a dyslexic gay man..

Fun-Filled Dyslexic Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about dyslexic you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean schizophrenic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dyslexic prank.

They said i couldn't be good at poetry because i'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase and they are lovely.

I was told, I would never be good at poetry, since I'm dyslexic…

But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase… and they look very nice, if you ask me.

I was told I'll never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase and they are lovely.

My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made three j**... and a vase and they're lovely.

I put the s**... in dyslexic

Oh wait

Did you hear about the dyslexic k**... member?

He went around killing gingers.

Did you hear about the dyslexic k**... member?

He really hates gingers

A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.

He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice j**... and vases and stuff.

Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?

He bought a warehouse

What does a dyslexic k**... member hate?

Gingers

My friend realised the other day that is he both gay and dyslexic.

He's still in Daniel.

I'm dyslexic, but that doesn't define me.

Dyslexics are teople p**....

Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist?

Sold his soul to Santa.

What does a rooster say?

c**...-a-doodle-do
What does a dyslexic rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-c**...
What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his​ soul to santa.

A dyslexic cat broke into a hen house

It was an absolute fluster cluck

Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

He was in Daniel.

How do you know when you're dyslexic?

When life hands you melons.

You know the saying, if life gives you melons?

You might be dyslexic.

A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...

After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"
The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."
The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"
The guy goes "I'm dyslexic so it's taking me a while to get through the 3rd paragraph."

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Either way he's getting at least two cups

I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night...

I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.

They told me I wouldn't be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

But so far I've made 3 j**... and a vase

Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt?

Because he was Lacoste intolerant.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do?

Stays up at night sleepless, wondering endlessly if there really is a dog.

Dyslexic criminals love w**....

It's the ultimate getaway drug.

I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac

I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog

If I was a DJ...

I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic.

My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.

I'm a dyslexic tree...

My life is A-OK!

I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season...

So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do?

Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper

If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa

I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic..

I was in Daniel.

My best mate's dyslexic and one of our teachers suggested he try poetry

He's made 3 vases so far

DNA

National Dyslexic Association

A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down...

It was a pad bun.

Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?

He was always afraid he was following someone.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog.

I'll never hire a dyslexic p**... again!

There was no s**... but I did get my socks cooked.

Last night I had a date with a dyslexic h**......

She offered to cook my socks for $50.

2 dyslexic people run into a bank

One shouts Air in the hands, mother stickers, this is a f**...-up!

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
~ Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Met a dyslexic woman last night in a club ending up taking her home.

She ended up cooking my sock.

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

I put the s**... in Dyslexic.

Deal with t**...

When life gives you melons

You're most likely dyslexic

I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!

Sorry, wrong bus!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

But they didn't serve milk

How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?

I used to be a dyslexic insomniac agnostic...

I lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog

A dyslexic arab walks into a bar

ouch, says the other arab

Dyslexic joke, A dyslexic arab walks into a bar

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