Dyslexic Jokes
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Funniest Dyslexic Short Jokes
Short dyslexic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexic humour may include short dyslexia jokes also.
- What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
- I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl. I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed message.
- Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic... He was in Daniel.
- I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.
Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US. - I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock.
- What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death.
- My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat.
- I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works
- What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Dyslexic One Liners
Which dyslexic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyslexic? I can suggest the ones about autistic and diabetic.
- I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic..... I was in Daniel.
- I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA
- My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel...
- Why can't a dyslexic be a witch? You need to be good at spelling.
- If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
- Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic. Take a moment to let that N'Sync
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra Thank you.
- I am a dyslexic gay man.. All day I think about is SPINE
- Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn't believe in dog.
- A dyslexic cat broke into a hen house It was an absolute fluster cluck
- Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie? He only eats Brians
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra Either way he's getting at least two cups
- Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt? Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
- I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac I stay up all night wondering if there is a dog
- If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic.
Fun-Filled Dyslexic Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about dyslexic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean schizophrenic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dyslexic pranks.
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How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?
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I put the s**... in dyslexic
Oh wait
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RIP to my good friend Brian...
...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombie :(
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No means no,
Unless she's dyslexic.
Then it's On.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic k**... member?
He went around killing gingers.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He bought a warehouse
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What does a dyslexic k**... member hate?
Gingers
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Dyslexic walks into a bar
Gets slapped and called a pervert.
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I'm dyslexic, but that doesn't define me.
Dyslexics are teople p**....
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Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist?
Sold his soul to Santa.
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What does a rooster say?
c**...-a-doodle-do
What does a dyslexic rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-c**...
What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to santa.
A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...
After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"
The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."
The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"
The guy goes "I'm dyslexic so it's taking me a while to get through the 3rd paragraph."
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Dyslexic criminals love w**....
It's the ultimate getaway drug.
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I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season...
So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.
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It's not easy being a dyslexic devil worshiper
If you're not careful, you could end up selling your soul to Santa
My best mate's dyslexic and one of our teachers suggested he try poetry
He's made 3 vases so far
A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down...
It was a pad bun.
Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic?
He was always afraid he was following someone.
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I'll never hire a dyslexic p**... again!
There was no s**... but I did get my socks cooked.
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Last night I had a date with a dyslexic h**......
She offered to cook my socks for $50.
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2 dyslexic people run into a bank
One shouts Air in the hands, mother stickers, this is a f**...-up!
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
~ Infinite Jest, by DFW
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia, joke laughs at you!
***Bonus***, since you came in here anyway:
Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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I put the s**... in Dyslexic.
Deal with t**...
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When life gives you melons
You're most likely dyslexic
I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!
Sorry, wrong bus!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
But they didn't serve milk
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A dyslexic arab walks into a bar
ouch, says the other arab
Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?
Because he didn't understand psychics.
What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
There's a new razor designed for dyslexics.
It's the best thing since sliced beard.
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If life gives you melons...
...you're probably dyslexic
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that sold his soul to Satan?
He is now forced to make presents in the North Pole for all eternity.
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What do you call a s**..., dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest...
He wrote a poem.
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Why was the man holding a sign that said "I Hate Gingers" ?
Because he was a dyslexic k**....
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Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas?
Because that's when Satan comes.
Why are dyslexic authors so friendly?
They don't know the difference between smiles and metaphors.
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so a dyslexic person walks into a bra..
The joke is really over at this point. Wasn't that clear from the title? Why did you click through?
Dyslexic guy walk into a bra
Good thing there was no one in there
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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?
Because they're always looking for drains.
Dyslexic Zombies
Really like guys named Brian.
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What happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to santa
The first time I realised I was dyslexic...
Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic.
His work is Mind BLowing
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
.....wait...
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A dyslexic s**... enters a competition.
He comes out on p**....
My friend Brian is having a rough time of it this Halloween.
He was attacked by dyslexic zombies.
Happy spooky day!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Me and my dyslexic girlfriend sitting in a tree
K S I S I N G
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The doctor told him some bad news.
A few years ago a friend of mine tried to commit s**..., he had gone to the doctor for test results and found out he was dyslexic he was so upset he went outside and jumped behind a bus.
The dyslexic general was trying to determine if the reports he read indicated a nuclear threat or not
In the end, he said it was unclear
My son's dyslexic, and every year at Christmas, he gets all excited and writes his little list of all the presents he wants, and then he goes and sends it off to Satan.
Well, actually I send it off to Satan because he can't spell.
I got pulled over by a dyslexic cop
He gave me an IUD
Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?
He was following the Tsar.
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I went to a concert hosted by the Dyslexics Support Group.
q**... Latina was the headliner and they put on a h**... of a show.
