Dyslexia Jokes

What are some Dyslexia jokes?

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know

Dear Satan...

For Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia

My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework.

The dyslexia doesn't help either.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia

Today i learned

TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

I have sex daily.

I mean, dyslexia.

If life hands you melons...

you probably have dyslexia.

When life gives you melons...

You probably have dyslexia

My doctor gave me a prescription for daily sex

And my wife is trying to convince me it says dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex

But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia

2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexia.

I have sex daily.


TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus.

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups.

Whoops, wrong bus.

A dslexic man walked into a bra.

His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

Dear Satan,

Please cure my dyslexia this Christmas, thank you!

Dyslexia cost me my job in IT

Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files

I have sex daily.

Sorry, I meant dyslexia.

I have sexdaily


I have sex daily.

Wait, I meant dyslexia.

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.

However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

What blood type is someone with dyslexia?


I have sexdaily...

...but other people think I just have dyslexia.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.

I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Dear Dairy,

Today I found out I have dyslexia.

You know what the best part of having dyslexia is?

I have sex daily

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend says I'm wrong and it's a prescription for some made up disease: dyslexia

What do zombies with dyslexia eat?


I have dailysex.

No, not dyslexia.

My sister once told me I was her incest brother

She's really sweet, despite her dyslexia.

Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection

I nearly lost my hits

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription...

It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia

There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily

And those who don't have dyslexia

So someone with dyslexia

Walks into a bra..

The Big C

Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"I've got the big C,"he said.

"What, cancer?"

"No, dyslexia."

So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and...

...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?


Did you hear about the new group my mom's in?

D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.

You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

I have sexDaily

I meant Dyslexia

I think I'm overcoming dyslexia.

I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.

My brother is in the army.

He told me the war against North Korea will be unclear.

[Unfortunately, he suffers from dyslexia] (#s)

I'm a member of DAM

Mothers Against Dyslexia

A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"...

The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

Dear Santa

I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.

TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work

Whoops, wrong bus

I used to really enjoy my daily sex.

Turns out it was just dyslexia...

I have the three D's

Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.

Man gets excited at his doctors appointment...

The doctor askes why he's excited

The man says he just got diagnosed with daily sex

The doctor said no... It says dyslexia

A man goes to the doctor...

...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. The man replies, "Dyslexia? I just met her!"

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