dyslexia Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dyslexia puns

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know

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Dear Satan...

For Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia

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My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework.

The dyslexia doesn't help either.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

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Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia

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Today i learned

TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

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I have sexdaily

I mean dyslexia, fcuk

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Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

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Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex

But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

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I have sex daily.

I mean, dyslexia.

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What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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If life hands you melons...

you probably have dyslexia.

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When life gives you melons...

You probably have dyslexia

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My doctor gave me a prescription for daily sex

And my wife is trying to convince me it says dyslexia.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex

But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia

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My psychologist told me this morning that they are working on a cure for dyslexia...

It was like music to my arse...

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The agony of dyslexia

I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot!"

"You're supposed to turn your clock back!

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2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

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When I heard they'd found a cure for dyslexia,

It was music to my arse.

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Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexia.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"

But my fiancee had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

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I have sex daily.

*dyslexia

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TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus.

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When I heard they found a cure for dyslexia

...it was like music to my arse

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LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups.

Whoops, wrong bus.

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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout

Air in the hands! Mother stickers! This is a fuck up!

Edit/ it's an attempt at a joke sorry I didn't know the real struggle of dyslexia.

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I have sexdaily

Oh sorry, I meant dyslexia. Fcuk!

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I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

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A dslexic man walked into a bra.

His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

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Dear Satan,

Please cure my dyslexia this Christmas, thank you!

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Dyslexia cost me my job in IT

Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files

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I have sex daily.

Sorry, I meant dyslexia.

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I have sexdaily

*dyslexia

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