Dyslexia Jokes
113 dyslexia jokes and hilarious dyslexia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dyslexia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dyslexia Short Jokes
Short dyslexia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexia humour may include short dyslexic jokes also.
- My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn't help either.
- My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".
- My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia
- LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works
- A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
- i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia apparently spelling matters
- What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street? Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.
- I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer. Maybe my iPhone is just broken
- The Big C Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."
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Dyslexia One Liners
Which dyslexia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyslexia? I can suggest the ones about two dyslexics and dysfunction.
- Dear Satan, for christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.
- Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards
- Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
- Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
- TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.
- I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus
- Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files
- What blood type is someone with dyslexia? Typo
- I have sexdaily... ...but other people think I just have dyslexia.
- My favourite six letter word? Dyslexia
- Dear Dairy, Today I found out I have dyslexia.
- I have dyslexia I write about it in my dairy
- Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection I nearly lost my hits
- What does a cowboy with dyslexia say? Ha-yee!
- It's 2200... why don't we have a cure for dyslexia?
Quirky and Hilarious Dyslexia Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about dyslexia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean braille jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dyslexia pranks.
For years, I struggled with dyslexia. Mostly because I was spelling it wrong.
A man goes to the doctor...
...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. The man replies, "Dyslexia? I just met her!"
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what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style?
sexilady!
Because of my dyslexia, I've always had trouble telling apart the plus sign and multiplication sign.
Every time I think I'm adding 3+3, I'm always doubling myself.
So I was at my local dyslexia meeting...
And my friend turned to me and said, "can you smell gas?"
I replied, "are you kidding? I can't even smell my own name."
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I used to really enjoy my daily s**....
Turns out it was just dyslexia...
Playing Scrabble IRL is like having...
dyslexia
I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia.
I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good.
Floyd Mayweather suffers from dyslexia.
He hugs his opponents and hits his wife.
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Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily s**... to me.
I dressed up for Halloween today..
I went as someone who suffers from dyslexia
I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia
wow... sorry, I mean wow
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2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.
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Girl, you put the s**... in dyslexia.
Satan had a busy Christmas...
He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids
What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?
Sarah Palin
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What do Mormonism and l**... have in common?
Dyslexia
Did you hear about the new group my mom's in?
D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)
What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?
Dyslexia
I'm a member of DAM
Mothers Against Dyslexia
I think I'm overcoming dyslexia.
I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.
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You know what the best part of having dyslexia is?
I have s**... daily
Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer
He didn't even suffer from it.
A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"...
The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.
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I have sexdaily
*dyslexia
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There are two types of people. Those who have s**... daily
And those who don't have dyslexia
So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and...
...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.
Dogma
The belief that wherever you are, and whatever you are doing, a dog is watching you.
Dyslexia:
Accidentally getting letters of words in the wrong order.
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Man gets excited at his doctors appointment...
The doctor askes why he's excited
The man says he just got diagnosed with daily s**...
The doctor said no... It says dyslexia
They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.
You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.
The Dyslexia Research Trust in UK is located in a town called
Reading
TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work
Whoops, wrong bus
I'm always annoyed when I see adverts for Dailysex classes on the subway...
...why can't they advertise helpful classes, maybe something that would help me with my dyslexia
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Researchers have discovered that excessive m**... can cause dyslexia.
However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.
My dyslexia is getting worse...
Last night I spent ages looking for my wife's vinegar.
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I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the s**... in dyslexia.
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My sister once told me I was her i**... brother
She's really sweet, despite her dyslexia.
My brother is in the army.
He told me the war against North Korea will be unclear.
[Unfortunately, he suffers from dyslexia] (#s)
I was recently giving a motivational speech for the "international dyslexia association"
I ended with: "And remember, there's no "I" in dyslexia..."
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
And he had a pretty good time there with his friends, albeit having a little difficulty due to his dyslexia.
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I dumped the girl I met at Dyslexia Club because she used the "N" word.
v**....
People who love anagrams or have dyslexia
Need to be careful when saying/spelling ginger
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Have you ever been taken advantage of because you have dyslexia?
She had me convinced she was a s**... lady.
Dyslexia. Trouble..
with a capital R
Dyslexia
I'm glad my dyslexia is mild enough that I can still dear.
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Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!
Before they start an unclear war.
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What are the perks of people with dyslexia?
They have sexdaily
Dyslexia
A Dyslexic Man walks into a rab
Gunna have to go to the doctor's office tomorrow for my girl. I think she has dyslexia.
This is the 5th time she went to cook my sock.
In retrospect...
it probably wasn't a good idea when Kansas City Urban Friends decided to use their acronym for the new dyslexia outreach program.
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If blind people have dyslexia
Does that mean that they feel the braille backwards?
I am a depressed artist with dyslexia.
I'm in grey paint.
My nephew has dyslexia
And I'm not a bad uncle, but is so funny when my sister goes crazy every Christmas because he write a letter for "Satan".
I don't have dyslexia.
I have google home.
I just got diagnosed with dyslexia
I'm scared to get insulin shots, what should I do?
I have a form of dyslexia for words
At the end of a sentence I sometimes say the wrong sauce
I have the three D's
Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.
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I find Dyslexia really hot
After all, you can't spell "Dyslexia" without "s**..."
The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.
Everyone came dressed as goats.
"Did you upload the permissions to the server?"
"Uh oh."
"Why is everything pictures of fruit?!"
"I have dyslexia."
I walked into the library and asked the librarian "Where are your books on Dyslexia?"
"In between the books on Dysfunction and Dyspepsia." She replied.
Great...just great.
Did you hear about the guy who found out he had dyslexia?
He was so upset, he threw himself behind a bus.
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Husband comes home from his doctor's appointment telling his wife that he has a prescription for daily s**....
She grabs the script and says 'Nice try, this for dyslexia' !!!
