The Best 58 Dyslexia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dyslexia jokes. There are some dyslexia dyslectic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dyslexia dyslexic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dyslexia Jokes and Puns

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know

Dear Satan, for Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.

I have sex daily.

Sorry, I meant dyslexia.

Dyslexia joke, I have sex daily.

I have sex daily.

I mean, dyslexia.

The Big C

Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"I've got the big C,"he said.

"What, cancer?"

"No, dyslexia."

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Dyslexia joke, Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

Dyslexia cost me my job in IT

Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files

A dslexic man walked into a bra.

His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.

Girl, you put the sexy in dyslexia.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex

But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia

What does DNA stand for

National Dyslexia Association.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?


What do zombies with dyslexia eat?


Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia

Dyslexia joke, Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex

You know what the best part of having dyslexia is?

I have sex daily

My doctor wrote me a prescription...

It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia

I have sexdaily


There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily

And those who don't have dyslexia

So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and...

...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.

TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus.

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups.

Whoops, wrong bus.

I have sexdaily...

...but other people think I just have dyslexia.

So someone with dyslexia

Walks into a bra..

I have sex daily.

Wait, I meant dyslexia.

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia

Whoops, wrong bus

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia.

However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.

I have dailysex.

No, not dyslexia.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

My sister once told me I was her incest brother

She's really sweet, despite her dyslexia.

My doctor gave me a prescription for daily sex

And my wife is trying to convince me it says dyslexia.

Today i learned

TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.

I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Ban weapons of mass dyslexia!

Before they start an unclear war.

I have sex daily.


Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection

I nearly lost my hits

My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework.

The dyslexia doesn't help either.

What blood type is someone with dyslexia?


Dear Dairy,

Today I found out I have dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend says I'm wrong and it's a prescription for some made up disease: dyslexia

It's 2200...

why don't we have a cure for dyslexia?

I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.

Maybe my iPhone is just broken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

My favourite six letter word?


i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia

apparently spelling matters

Why don't people with dyslexia like Christmas?

They don't like getting presents from Satan.

What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street?

Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.

If life gives you melons.

You've probably got dyslexia

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My girlfriend insists it says Dyslexia.

Oh, you're dyslexic? You should join the DNS

The national dyslexia society!

I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what...

I'm a gril who can't raed.

What do you call an insomniac agnostic with dyslexia?

Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a *dog*.

My doctor prescribed me medicines for dailysex.

But my girlfriend keeps telling me, its for dyslexia.

My doctor wrote a prescription for daily sex

But my gf says it's dyslexia

Wife says to husband.

Wife: I can't believe it, first I am diagnosed with dyslexia.

Now I have tiny tits.

Husband: Tinnitus babe Tinnitus..

I thought I had dyslexia,

Turns out it was just dahd.

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