Dyslexia Jokes
113 dyslexia jokes and hilarious dyslexia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dyslexia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article provides an engaging look into the effects of dyslexia and how it's treated unfairly. It also features jokes about dyslexia, showing a better understanding about what it means to people. If you have OCD or know someone who does, we look into how to work up the courage to talk about it. We promise you won’t be sorry!
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Funniest Dyslexia Short Jokes
Short dyslexia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexia humour may include short dyslexic jokes also.
- My ADD always beats me when I'm trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn't help either.
- My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".
- My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia
- My doctor prescribed me medicines for dailysex. But my girlfriend keeps telling me, its for dyslexia.
- LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works
- A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
- What blood type is someone with dyslexia? Typo
- Ban weapons of mass dyslexia! Before they start an unclear war.
- I have sexdaily... ...but other people think I just have dyslexia.
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Dyslexia One Liners
Which dyslexia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyslexia? I can suggest the ones about two dyslexics and dysfunction.
- Dear Satan, for christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.
- Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards
- Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
- Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.
- What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association.
- What turns making fun of a ginger into a hate crime? Dyslexia
- What do you do when life hands you melons? Acknowledge you may have dyslexia.
- 2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party.
- If life gives you melons… You may have dyslexia.
- TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.
- If live gives you melons. You probably have dyslexia.
- I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus
- Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files
- What do you have if life gives you melons? Dyslexia.
- I have sexdaily *dyslexia
Quirky and Hilarious Dyslexia Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about dyslexia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean braille jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dyslexia pranks.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s**....
My girlfriend insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know
I have s**... daily.
Sorry, I meant dyslexia.
I have s**... daily.
I mean, dyslexia.
A man goes to the doctor...
...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. The man replies, "Dyslexia? I just met her!"
The Big C
Saw my mate outside the Doctor's today looking really worried.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I've got the big C,"he said.
"What, cancer?"
"No, dyslexia."
One man's trash is another man's shart
provided that the second man has dyslexia
I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia
I used to really enjoy my daily s**....
Turns out it was just dyslexia...
Playing Scrabble IRL is like having...
dyslexia
I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia.
I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good.
Today I found out I have dyslexia...
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Girl, you put the s**... in dyslexia.
Did you hear about the new group my mom's in?
D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)
What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?
Dyslexia
I'm a member of DAM
Mothers Against Dyslexia
What do zombies with dyslexia eat?
Brians.
I think I'm overcoming dyslexia.
I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association.
Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s**...
But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia
You know what the best part of having dyslexia is?
I have s**... daily
My doctor wrote me a prescription...
It writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia
A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"...
The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.
There are two types of people. Those who have s**... daily
And those who don't have dyslexia
So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and...
...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus.
If there is anything in this world i don't like
It's gingers, dyslexia, racists, and hypocrites.
Man gets excited at his doctors appointment...
The doctor askes why he's excited
The man says he just got diagnosed with daily s**...
The doctor said no... It says dyslexia
So someone with dyslexia
Walks into a bra..
I have s**... daily.
Wait, I meant dyslexia.
They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.
You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.
TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work
Whoops, wrong bus
Researchers have discovered that excessive m**... can cause dyslexia.
However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.
I have dailysex.
No, not dyslexia.
Dear Santa
I ask your help to cure my dyslexia by pledging my soul to thee, oh prince of darkness.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the s**... in dyslexia.
My sister once told me I was her i**... brother
She's really sweet, despite her dyslexia.
I tell people that I have s**... daily.
Sorry, I meant to say dyslexia*
My brother is in the army.
He told me the war against North Korea will be unclear.
[Unfortunately, he suffers from dyslexia] (#s)
My doctor gave me a prescription for daily s**...
And my wife is trying to convince me it says dyslexia.
I dumped the girl I met at Dyslexia Club because she used the "N" word.
v**....
I have sexDaily
I meant Dyslexia
I'm an insomniac agnostic who suffers from dyslexia.
I stay awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
I have s**... daily.
*dyslexia
Someone tried to steal my dyslexia music collection
I nearly lost my hits
I think dyslexia is hilarious.
So is tourettes you funch of cucking sock buckers!
I have a form of dyslexia for words
At the end of a sentence I sometimes say the wrong sauce
I have the three D's
Depression, anxiety, and dyslexia.
Dear Dairy,
Today I found out I have dyslexia.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s**....
My girlfriend says I'm wrong and it's a prescription for some made up disease: dyslexia
The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party.
Everyone came dressed as goats.
I hate being an Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia
Every night I stay up, wondering if there is a Dog.
It's 2200...
why don't we have a cure for dyslexia?
I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.
Maybe my iPhone is just broken
My favourite six letter word?
Dyslexia
Husband comes home from his doctor's appointment telling his wife that he has a prescription for daily s**....
She grabs the script and says 'Nice try, this for dyslexia' !!!
i used to go to hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia
apparently spelling matters
Why don't people with dyslexia like Christmas?
They don't like getting presents from Satan.
What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street?
Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.
If life gives you melons.
You've probably got dyslexia
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s**....
My girlfriend insists it says Dyslexia.
Oh, you're dyslexic? You should join the DNS
The national dyslexia society!
I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what...
I'm a gril who can't raed.
What do you call an insomniac agnostic with dyslexia?
Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there really is a *dog*.
My doctor wrote a prescription for daily s**...
But my gf says it's dyslexia
