The Best 81 Dysfunction Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Dysfunction Jokes and Puns

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction

Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer.

What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

what do you call a dog with erectile dysfunction?

it doesn't matter; he's not coming.

Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction?

It doesn't do wood.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ...

Okay bye now

Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"?

No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.

My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club...

...but it flopped and nobody came.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?


What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

A reptile dysfunction

I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction

We never made it big.

I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend...

But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer.

What do you call a lizard who can't easily have sex?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction

I hate people with erectile dysfunction

no hard feelings

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction.

Thank high me for that one.

Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?

The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..

The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.

The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.

The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction

But really, it's not that hard.

Why can't some snakes get boners?

Because they have a reptile dysfunction.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction...

It's not that hard.

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I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night.

Nobody came.

What do you call a person with micropenis and erectile dysfunction?


I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once,

But it flopped,
Nobody came

My pet snake just lays around and won't move

I think he's suffering from a reptile dysfunction

I organised a gay orgy for men with erectile dysfunction...

But nobody came.

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?

A wrecked tile dysfunction.

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.

It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

What is it called when an alligator can't get an erection?

A reptile dysfunction

My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic...

He hasn't gotten a raise in years.

My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction

Me: "Well, I guess your husband has thrust issues."

I'll see myself out.

How do you call it when a turtle doesn't do what he's supposed to do?

Uh, reptile dysfunction.

i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.

She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"

i said "Yeah, that's the one!!"

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction?


My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction.

I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.

What is a chameleon that cannot change color?

A reptile dysfunction

How come doctors often forget to ask about erectile dysfunction?

It just never comes up

My chameleon couldn't change colors, so I took him to the vet…

Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a limp snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction,

it just never came up.

What do you call it when a snake can't have sex?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a floppy snake?

Reptile dysfunction.

I hosted an Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous meeting

Nobody came

what do you call a chameleon who cant change his colours anymore?

Areptile dysfunction

There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market

Its called mycoxaflopin

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction?


He wasn't Abel.

What genius decided to call it Erectile Dysfunction and not Ballzheimer's?

People complain a lot about dealing with erectile dysfunction

But it's not exactly hard, is it?

Scientists say that the Yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.

Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.

Studies show that 9 out of 10 men struggle with erectile dysfunction

I think that's crazy. Men nowadays are just getting soft

I can't believe how many people don't understand erectile dysfunction.

I mean, it's not hard.

What is it called when a dog has one ear that stands up and one that flops down?

Earectile dysfunction

I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ...

Nobody came.

My girlfriend asked why I never told her about my sexual dysfunction

But honestly it just never came up

Why did the lizards breakup?

Because he had ereptile dysfunction.

I am really sad because my pet chameleon won't change colors

I think he has ereptile dysfunction

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction

but it sure as hell ain't hard

What is it called when a chameleon can no longer change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination?

projectile dysfunction

Why did the female crocodile leave her husband?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Did you hear about the guy with erectile dysfunction who was aroused by tastes and smells?

It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.

I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction.

I said, Hope there are no hard feelings.

What's it called when a lizard can't have sex?

A reptile dysfunction

Elon Musk and Bill Gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction.

They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.

I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun.

It can't be hard to join

No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made islands and they are now sinking.

I guess all the money in the world can't help erect-isle dysfunction

My friends digital lizard passed awat

He had e-reptile dysfunction

What is it called when two lizards won't mate?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Some lizards are unable to reproduce

It's called a reptile dysfunction

in the restaurant:

Waitress: Hello, my name is Pam, what can I get you?

Husband: Hello Pam, you are very beautiful.

Wife: Why don't you tell her about your erectile dysfunction?

Husband: OK. Pam, this is my erectile dysfunction, her name is Jane.

A zookeeper couldn't get his snakes to breed

The vet said he had a reptile dysfunction

I got my medications mixed up.

I confused my anti-depressant medication with my erectile dysfunction medication. Life just keeps getting harder.

A friend told me the new term for Mansplaining

Correctile Dysfunction

Why couldn't the snake get the other snake pregnant

It had a reptile dysfunction.

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