Dysfunction Jokes
123 dysfunction jokes and hilarious dysfunction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dysfunction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Dysfunction jokes are the new way to make light of medical conditions such as erectile dysfunction, areptile dystrophy, and other serious malfunctions. Read along to get a chuckle and learn more about these medical impairments in a humorous way.
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Short dysfunction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dysfunction humour may include short malfunction jokes also.
- Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGates.
- My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came.
- My pet snake just lays around and won't move I think he's suffering from a reptile dysfunction
- I can't believe how many people don't understand erectile dysfunction. I mean, it's not hard.
- My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic... He hasn't gotten a raise in years.
- People complain a lot about dealing with erectile dysfunction But it's not exactly hard, is it?
- i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination? projectile dysfunction
- Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard.
- What is it called when a dog has one ear that stands up and one that flops down? Earectile dysfunction
- i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction. She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
i said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
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Dysfunction One Liners
Which dysfunction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dysfunction? I can suggest the ones about disorder and dyslexia.
- What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction.
- What genius decided to call it Erectile Dysfunction and not Ballzheimer's?
- Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft
- I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
Nobody came - What do you call a limp snake? A reptile dysfunction.
- Why did the female crocodile leave her husband? He had a reptile dysfunction.
- I found an erectile dysfunction group online, it looks fun. It can't be hard to join
- There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market Its called mycoxaflopin
- Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction? Cain.
He wasn't Abel. - Some lizards are unable to reproduce It's called a reptile dysfunction
- Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard.
- I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big.
- Why did the lizards breakup? Because he had ereptile dysfunction.
- what do you call a dog with erectile dysfunction? it doesn't matter; he's not coming.
- I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ... Nobody came.
Erectile Dysfunction Jokes
Here is a list of funny erectile dysfunction jokes and even better erectile dysfunction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.
- I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer.
- My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction. I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.
- I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction. I said, Hope there are no hard feelings.
- My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer.
- (Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction? It doesn't do wood.
- Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
- He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction, it just never came up.
- How come doctors often forget to ask about erectile dysfunction? It just never comes up
- What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction? Ubisoft
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What funny jokes about dysfunction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean distress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dysfunction pranks.
Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...
She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"
After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.
What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?
Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.
Why was the lizard upset with her husband?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ...
Okay bye now
I skipped my meeting of "Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous"
No one else came either.
I had an awkward moment with my english teacher.
Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell?
Ereptile dysfunction
What do you call an iguana that can't stand up straight?
Ereptile Dysfunction.
Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?
He had a reptile dysfunction
Is your lizard not working?
You may have a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?
A reptile dysfunction.
Thank high me for that one.
Which E.D. is worst, Erectile Dysfunction or Explosive Diarrhea?
The man blushed and answered in almost a whisper: erectile dysfunction..
The embarassed woman also said: erectile dysfunction.
The butch lesbian hesitantly replied: erectile dysfunction.
The gay guy without hesitation answered: depends if you're top or bottom.
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Last week I gave a lecture on s**... dysfunction
Nobody came.
If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff
Is it called projectile dysfunction?
Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?
They have eruptile dysfunction
I met a lizard who couldn't get it up in bed.
Turned out he had a reptile dysfunction.
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I held an o**... for my s**... dysfunction class last night.
Nobody came.
My voting machine broke in my voting booth today...
I guess you could say it had electile dysfunction.
I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction.
I mean, it can't be that hard.
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What do you call a person with micropenis and erectile dysfunction?
Microsoft
I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife.
But it hasn't come up yet.
What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should?
A wrecked tile dysfunction.
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Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition.
It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
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My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction
Me: "Well, I guess your husband has t**... issues."
I'll see myself out.
How do you call it when a turtle doesn't do what he's supposed to do?
Uh, reptile dysfunction.
I was reading an article that said alligators aren't mating this summer
Scientists blamed it on reptile dysfunction
I can't make it to the erectile dysfunction meeting
Something came up
I saw a lizard with two tails
It was a case of reptile dysfunction
This weekend we saw a crocodile that had trouble swimming,
Does anyone know where we can find medication for a reptile dysfunction?
My chameleon couldn't change colors, so I took him to the vet…
Poor guy was diagnosed with ereptile dysfunction.
In a recent interview, Mark Zuckerburg's wife stated she wasn't bothered at all about being married to a lizard person.
But rather, she only took issue when Mark would drink heavily and behave erratically, calling it a reptile dysfunction.
My friend Nick never told me he had a erectile dysfunction.
I guess it just never came up.
I tried to sue a company that sold me an erectile dysfunction treatment that didn't work
But the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.
Did you hear about the guy who has reverse erectile dysfunction?
He having a real hard time at the moment.
Scientists say that the yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.
Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.
What happened to the pet owner who lost his lizard?
He had a reptile dysfunction
I thought everything in my life was hard...
And then I was diagnosed with Erectile Dysfunction
Have you guys heard about the cobra who couldn't raise its head off the ground?
He had reptile dysfunction.
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My girlfriend asked why I never told her about my s**... dysfunction
But honestly it just never came up
Erectile Dysfunction isn't funny
I know how hard it can be
I am really sad because my pet chameleon won't change colors
I think he has ereptile dysfunction
The Presidential Election will never bring a satisfactory conclusion, there's no flow it's just one candidate that changes the subject constantly,while the other can't perform for too long
we truly have Electile Dysfunction
Did you hear about another recently discovered symptom of COVID-19?
Elect-ile dysfunction.
What does a president who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Electile dysfunction
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It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction
but it sure as h**... ain't hard
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Did you hear about the guy with erectile dysfunction who was a**... by tastes and smells?
It took a while, but he finally came to his senses.
What do you call a flawed democracy?
An electile dysfunction
What do you call it when a lizard loses its tail and it doesn't grow back?
A-reptile dysfunction
A couple went to a restaurant
Waitress: May I take your orders, please?
Husband: Oh my, aren't you pretty
Waitress: Why, thank you sir
Wife: Tell her about your erectile dysfunction dear
Husband: Of course! How rude of me? Allow me to introduce my erectile dysfunction. Her name is Samantha.
