The Best 5 Dysentery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dysentery jokes. There are some dysentery ibs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dysentery betweens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dysentery Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery?

One of them shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery?

The farmer shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

One shucks between fits.

A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail

You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food.
And it usually ends with dysentery.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dysentery das jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dysentery pneumonia piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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