Dysentery Jokes

What are some Dysentery jokes?

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery?

One of them shucks between fits.

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery?

The farmer shucks between fits.

1848: You Have Died of Dysentery

2018: You Have Died From Having To Pump Your Own Gas

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

One shucks between fits.

A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail

You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food.
And it usually ends with dysentery.

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