dysentery Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dysentery puns

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery?

One of them shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with dysentery?

The farmer shucks between fits.

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1848: You Have Died of Dysentery

2018: You Have Died From Having To Pump Your Own Gas

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Whats the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with dysentery?

You shuck the oyster between fits...

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Dying of dysentery...

...is a shitty way to die.

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What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

One shucks between fits.

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TIL that the Black Prince, Edward of Woodstock, died of dysentery.

That's a shitty way to die.

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What's the difference between an Oyster Farmer with Epilepsy and a Prostitute with Dysentery?

One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits.

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What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery?

One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits.

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Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient?

They lose their shit over the smallest things!

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A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail

You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food.
And it usually ends with dysentery.

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My grandpa died of dysentery

and I have IBS. So that shit runs in the family.

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I used to play Oregon Trail all the time, but i kept dieing of dysentery

I got the shits of it.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a hooker with dysentery?

One shucks between fits while the other fucks between shits.

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What are the most funny Dysentery jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dysentery? Well, here are the best Dysentery dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dysentery pick up lines to share with friends.

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