Dynamite Jokes
48 dynamite jokes and hilarious dynamite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dynamite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh yourself silly with these hilariously funny jokes inspired by Napoleon Dynamite and abominable characters. Get ready to hear a BOOM of TNT laughter!
Funniest Dynamite Short Jokes
Short dynamite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dynamite humour may include short firecracker jokes also.
- What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte? Napolean Blownapart
- Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite ...because all the others could not be positively identified.
- A man looking at himself in the mirror exclaims to his wife "Check out these 200 lbs. of pure dynamite!" To which she replies without hesitation: "Yeah too bad the fuse is too short..."
- Bought a load of dodgy dynamite off the internet recently. Ended up costing me an arm and a leg.
- Give a man a fish... He eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Give the man some dynamite and there will be little chunks of fish all over the village.
- What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull
- The man replies "Can I have to do a stick of dynamite?" "No Mr Bond I expect you to find someone to come to your lesson and we'll get you started"
- The punch line for the "fishing with dynamite" joke: Well... are you gonna just sit there or are you gonna fish.
- Bob Dylan finally received his Nobel Prize at a hotel in Stockholm... It was a dynamite affair.
- Q: What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?
A: Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
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Dynamite One Liners
Which dynamite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dynamite? I can suggest the ones about explosive and atomic bomb.
- Did you here about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite? He was a Baby Boomer!
- When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it.
- What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite? Abominable.
- My friend said her favorite BTS song was "Dynamite" I can't believe it's not "Butter".
- Alfred Nobel got rich by selling dynamite Growth was Explosive
- What happens when a cow eats dynamite? Well, its abominable.
- Did you hear about the dynamite company Well business is booming
- What kind of Tick is explosive? A dyna-mite.
- If you were to learn all the uses of dynamite It would blow your mine
- The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull.
- What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets
- Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?
- The defendant is accused of feeding a steer dynamite... A bomb in a bull.
- Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
- What do you call the gas found inside dynamite? Nobel gas
Napoleon Dynamite Jokes
Here is a list of funny napoleon dynamite jokes and even better napoleon dynamite puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Napoleon Dynamite The only dynamite you'll meet that's never going to bang
Gather Around for Heartwarming Dynamite Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about dynamite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smash hit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dynamite pranks.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy.
The guy takes off his shirt she says, "Oh what chest!"
"That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby."
Then he takes off his pants she says, "Oh what legs!''
He says, "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby."
After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says, "Why were you running?"
She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!" He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!" He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that. She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
A man takes off his shirt in the gym.
A blonde comes up to him and says, wow what a great chest you have! The man replies, Thats one hundred pounds of dynamite babe. The man then takes off his pants. The blonde says, Wow! What great calf's you have! The man then replies, that's two hundred pounds of dynamite babe. The man then takes of his underwear. The blonde runs off screaming in fear. When the man catches up to her he asks, Why did you run away? The blonde replies, I didn't wanna be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!"
He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!"
He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.
She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
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A teacher is asking children how their weekend went...
And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me and my Dad went to the outback! We stuck big sticks of dynamite up cane toads' arses!"
The teacher replies, "Johnny! The correct term is r**...'."
"That's right, Miss! Wrecked 'em! Blew 'em to bits!"
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w**... saw some dynamite
w**... saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained w**... seven days.
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If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle
That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull...
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A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's i**... and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?'
"What's that in your bag?"
"A knife, a box of matchsticks, some petrol and a few sticks of dynamite"
"No, that other thing there"
"Oh, just a pack of wafers"
"I'm sorry you can't bring that into the theater"
I'm made out of pure dynamite!
An elder couple wakes up together and kiss each other a good morning.
After that, the man stands up, picks up his weights and starts lifting them.
The man says: "Do you see this? I'm made out of pure dynamite!"
His wife looks up, with one eyebrow lifted, and says: "Too bad about the short fuse..."
(I hope it's clear because my English isn't so great)
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What's a t**...'s favorite dish?
Dynamite shrimp
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Look At Me Darling
Man Looked His n**... Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"
