The Best 38 Dynamite Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Dynamite Jokes and Puns
Willie saw some dynamite
Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays:
It rained Willie seven days.
What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?
Abominable.
Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite
...because all the others could not be positively identified.
When they say a girl is dynamite
In Pakistan, they mean it.
The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle
That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull...
Look At Me Darling
Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: "Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite" Wife Smiled And Reply: "But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"
A teacher is asking children how their weekend went...
And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me and my Dad went to the outback! We stuck big sticks of dynamite up cane toads' arses!"
The teacher replies, "Johnny! The correct term is 'rectum'."
"That's right, Miss! Wrecked 'em! Blew 'em to bits!"
I just saw an African American woman with C4 hair . . .
Seriously, it was dynamite.
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!"
He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!"
He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.
She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer.
Abombinabull.
What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?
A Baboom!
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BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
The defendant is accused of feeding a steer dynamite...
A bomb in a bull.
"What's that in your bag?"
"A knife, a box of matchsticks, some petrol and a few sticks of dynamite"
"No, that other thing there"
"Oh, just a pack of wafers"
"I'm sorry you can't bring that into the theater"
What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?
This is a bomb in a bull
Bob Dylan finally received his Nobel Prize at a hotel in Stockholm...
It was a dynamite affair.
Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite
Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse
How do you blow a flat earthers mind?
With dynamite.
The punch line for the "fishing with dynamite" joke:
Well... are you gonna just sit there or are you gonna fish.
I was admiring my naked body in the mirror today, when I said to my wife, "Look at this! 200 pounds of pure dynamite!"
My wife replied, "Too bad about the two inch fuse!"
If you were to learn all the uses of dynamite
It would blow your mine
Give a man a fish...
He eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Give the man some dynamite and there will be little chunks of fish all over the village.
A terrorist was accused of putting a stick of dynamite in a steer.
It was abominable.
I'm made out of pure dynamite!
An elder couple wakes up together and kiss each other a good morning.
After that, the man stands up, picks up his weights and starts lifting them.
The man says: "Do you see this? I'm made out of pure dynamite!"
His wife looks up, with one eyebrow lifted, and says: "Too bad about the short fuse..."
(I hope it's clear because my English isn't so great)
Did you hear about the cow that swallowed the dynamite?
It was abominable.
The man replies "Can I have to do a stick of dynamite?"
"No Mr Bond I expect you to find someone to come to your lesson and we'll get you started"
What kind of Tick is explosive?
A dyna-mite.
Bought a load of dodgy dynamite off the internet recently.
Ended up costing me an arm and a leg.
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
Did you hear about the dynamite company
Well business is booming
Alfred Nobel got rich by selling dynamite
Growth was Explosive
A man looking at himself in the mirror exclaims to his wife "Check out these 200 lbs. of pure dynamite!"
To which she replies without hesitation: "Yeah too bad the fuse is too short..."
What happens when a cow eats dynamite?
Well, its abominable.
A man takes off his shirt in the gym.
A blonde comes up to him and says, wow what a great chest you have! The man replies, Thats one hundred pounds of dynamite babe. The man then takes off his pants. The blonde says, Wow! What great calf's you have! The man then replies, that's two hundred pounds of dynamite babe. The man then takes of his underwear. The blonde runs off screaming in fear. When the man catches up to her he asks, Why did you run away? The blonde replies, I didn't wanna be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!
What's a terrorist's favorite dish?
Dynamite shrimp
My friend said her favorite BTS song was "Dynamite"
I can't believe it's not "Butter".
A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.
The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's illegal and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..
'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?'
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!" He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!" He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that. She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
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