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Cheeky Dynamics Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

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The war in Afghanistan ended after 20 years, who won?

Raytheon, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman, Boeing and Lockheed Martin

I had a racing snail...

To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish

Relativity theory

In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.

Science Joke

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach...

The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"

What’s the difference between an accordion and a chainsaw? A chainsaw has more dynamic range.

Why are archers good at building planes?

Because they're experts in arrow dynamics

How do you improve your archery?

With better arrow dynamics.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why do Egyptians shave their heads?

To make them more pharaoh-dynamic

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