The Best 14 Dylan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dylan jokes. There are some dylan ryan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Dylan Jokes and Puns

SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended.

He was charged with impersonating a police officer.

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload.

(Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)

One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument.

nobody knows why.

Bob Dylan misspoke and would like to issue a correction

"It was me you were looking for, babe."

What Bob Dylan song was ranked by Rolling Stone magazine as the #14 greatest song of all time?

The answer, my friend, is Blowin' in the Wind.


Where does Bob Dylan get his pastries?

The House of the Rising Bun

After his motorcycle accident where he lost his left leg and half his right foot, Dylan sulked slowly around school in all black outfits.

We call him the three-toed Goth.

What do Bob Dylan and ISIS have in common?

Everybody must get stoned.

Biography written by Bob Dylan...

About Tottenham's Hotspurs' star striker
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"Thats the Story of a Harry Kane"

With apologies

Bob Dylan finally received his Nobel Prize at a hotel in Stockholm...

It was a dynamite affair.

Dylann Roof was just sentenced to death....

Needless to say he was FLOORED by the news.

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Why Bob Dylan avoiding his Nobel Prize?

Answer is blowing in the wind!

I usually find the Nobel literature inaccessible

Then I realized, I could listen to covers of Bob Dylan songs!

So Dylann Roof killed black people in cold blood and ran away in secret at first.

The police department offered him a job.

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