Dyes Jokes

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

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A blonde woman dyes her hair red....

A blonde woman dyes her hair red because she's tired of the blonde jokes. One day she stops by a farm and asks the farmer, "If I can count how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" The farmer reluctantly agrees. After some counting, the blonde woman says, "there is 124 sheep in your farm." Shocked, the farmer counts them. Sure enough, there are 124 sheep. The woman picks one up and takes it to her car. Right when she's about to leave, the farmer knocks on her window and asks,"Ma'am, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

How many sheep?

A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"

A blond is tired

A blond gets tired of blond jokes, so she dyes her hair. She goes for a ride and comes across a farmer with a flock of sheep. She asks the farmer, "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" The farmer accepts. The blond guesses, "382". The farmer says, "Wow, that's correct. Pick any one you want!" She looks over the entire flock before picking one and putting it in her car. The farmer then says, "I have an offer for you. If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown...

Artifical intelligence.

A blonde goes to buy a TV.

A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.

Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.

Blonde: I'd like that TV please.

Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?

Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.

A blonde goes to a electronics store...

and walks up to the sales associate and says, "I would like to buy the TV in the corner."

The associate says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes."

Furious, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day, she returns to the store. She sees the same associate and says, "I would like to buy the TV in the corner."

He replies, "Sorry ma'am we don't serve blondes here."

Figuring the associate recognized her, the woman goes home and this time dyes her hair red. She returns to the store the following day. The previous associate isn't there and tells another associate, "I would like to purchase the TV in the corner."

The associate says, "Sorry ma'am, we don't serve blondes here."

The blonde says, "You have never seen me before, how do you know I'm blonde?!"

He responds, "That is not a TV, it's a microwave!"

A blonde woman walks into a shop

A blonde woman walks into a shop and says
"I'd like to buy that tv"
The man replies
"You cannot"
The woman replies
"Why not?"
The man says "because you're blonde"
So, the woman walks out and dyes her hair brown and returns later that day. She says to the man
"I'd like to buy that tv"
He replies
"You cant because you're blonde"
She says
"What?! How do you know??!"
He says
Because that's not a TV that's a microwave"

A blonde wants to buy a new TV

She goes into a store, makes her choice and asks an assistant "How much does this TV cost?"

The assistant looks at her and says "Sorry ma'am I'm afraid we don't sell to blondes." Confused and irritated, the blonde leaves the store. Determined to buy a TV, she dyes her hair black and goes back a week later. She goes to checkout and says "I'd like to buy this TV." The cashier looks up at her and says "sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes."

"But how did you know I was a natural blonde? And why won't you sell me this TV, just because I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave, ma'am"

A blonde walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, I like that TV".

The bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".

The next day the blonde dyes her hair red and walks into the same bar.
She says again, "Hey, I like that TV".

The Bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".

The third day the blonde comes back, this time with her hair dyed brown.
She says again, "Hey, I like that TV".

The Bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".

The woman asks the bartender, "How did you know I was the same person?"

The bartender replies, "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave".

A Blonde Joke

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

A blonde decides to buy a TV

She walks into a store and asks for a TV. The shopkeeper says "We don't sell to blondes."

She gets angry and dyes her hair black. Tomorrow she comes into the same shop, and asks for a TV. The shopkeeper says again, "We don't sell to blondes."

"How did you know I was blonde?"

"This is a microwave store."

Why we don't serve blondes?

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Blonde tries to buy a TV.

A young blonde lady wants to buy a new Television. She walks into an electronics store, has a quick browse and picks the TV. She pulls the store clerk over and tells him she would like to buy that TV, he replies "Sorry, we do not serve blondes here".


The blonde is disgusted and offended, but she really wanted that TV. She goes home and dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store, she makes sure she finds a different clerk and attempts to buy the TV again, the clerk responds "Sorry, we do not serve blondes here".


The blonde, being extremely confused at this point, utters out "How do you know I am blonde? My hair is brown!"


To which the clerk replies, "because that's not a TV, it's a microwave".

A blonde goes into a store to buy a TV

She immediately sees one that, when turned on, has great sound and visuals. She tells the manager, "I'd like to purchase this TV please. "

The manager replies, "Sorry, but I don't sell to blondes."

The blonde is insulted, but decides that the TV is worth it. So she dyes her hair red and puts on extra makeup. She finds the manager again and says, "I am interested in this TV. How much for it?"

Once again, the manager replies, "Sorry, but I don't sell to blondes."

Frustrated, the blonde re-dyes her hair brown, cuts it short, and goes into the store with oversized sunglasses. "I want to purchase this TV," she says to the manager in a heavy accent.

"Ma'am," he said, "I told you I don't sell to blondes!"

"I've tried every disguise," cried the blonde. "How do you still know I'm blonde?"

"Because, ma'am, that's a microwave."

A blonde walks into a shop and asks the worker how much for this tv?

The worker replies sorry we don't sell to blondes.

So she leaves, goes home and dyes her hair, and comes back to the store a brunette. She then asks the worker again how much for this tv?

He again replies with sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

So she goes home yet again, dyes her hair red, and walks back to the store and asks how much for this tv?

The worker responds yet again with sorry, we don't sell to blondes

The woman, in anger replies with HOW CAN YOU TELL IM A BLONDE??!!

The man calmly states that's not a tv, it's a microwave.

Blonde Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?

Selling her soul for intelligence

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

A blonde walks into a store

She sees a TV within her price range and tells the salesperson "I'd like to buy this TV"

"I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."

She decides to go home and dye her hair black and returns the next day to buy the TV.

Once again.. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."

Desperate for a new TV, she goes home and dyes her hair red.

She enters the store the next day with confidence that she'll finally be able to buy a new TV.

Once again the salesperson told her "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."

Not understanding how she could possibly be denied after all she's done, she asks: "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Well, because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."

How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette?

Artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

A dumb blonde goes to an electronics store...

...And sees a sign on the front of the store that says "No dumb blondes". Believing she isn't dumb she goes in and asks the man at the counter if she can by one of the televisions that are right behind him. He says no you're a dumb blonde, please leave. So the blonde decides to dye her hair brown and goes back into the store the next day to try and buy the tv. At the counter the man again says that she is a dumb blonde and she needs to leave. So once more the blonde dyes her hair and go to the store, this time with red hair. She gets to the counter and the man again denies her claiming she Is a dumb blonde. Frustrated she exclaims to the man "I've dyed my hair twice to try and fool you so you would let me buy that tv! How could you tell It was me the whole time?" The man then tells her "Because that's not a tv, it's a microwave."

I sell dyes at my dye shop but everyone is scared of me

I only ask my customers "Hey, wanna dye?"

A blonde walks into a store and asks, may I buy that tv, the store salesman say, sorry, we don't serve blondes.

she comes the next day with her hair dyed black, and

asks the same guy, can I buy this tv. the salesman says, sorry, we don't serve

blondes. frustrated, the next day she dyes her hair red and to make sure, she asks a

different salesman, can I buy this tv. he says, sorry, we don't serve blondes. the

blonde says, how on earth did u know I was blonde. the salesman says, that's a

microwave.

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