Dyes Jokes
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Funniest Dyes Short Jokes
Short dyes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyes humour may include short dyed jokes also.
- I went to make my own james bond clothing, but came back with a plain, white T-shirt I had No Time To Dye.
- What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
Credits: my bud - Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry.
- This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me! - I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
- What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son? Today *is* a good day to dye!
- Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise. No Time To Dye
- I used to have a friend with the most beautiful blonde hair I haven't seen them in so long and I really hope they didn't dye
- Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple? He was a rebel without a Claus
- Why didn't the dyer color the hundred-year-old nun's
garments? Because old habits dye hard. - I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard.
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Dyes One Liners
Which dyes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyes? I can suggest the ones about hair dye and dyed hair.
- All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
- What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
* - The day I found my first gray hairs... I thought I'd dye!
- Why did Worf change his hair color? It was a good day to dye.
- What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown... Artifical intelligence.
- What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.
- Did you hear the tragic story about the man who sat in food coloring? He dyes in the end.
- If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring... I would dye.
- What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red? Artificial intelligence.
- What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser? DYE DYE DYE!
- How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black? He uses dye!
- I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
- I am never going to that hair salon. I hear it's where good hair goes to dye.
- Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer? He's going to dye alone
- Why were the nun's worn clothes colorfast? Because old habits dye hard.
Cheerful Fun Dyes Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about dyes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean red dye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dyes pranks.
The guessing game
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
\- "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
\- "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
\- "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
A blonde woman dyes her hair red....
A blonde woman dyes her hair red because she's tired of the blonde jokes. One day she stops by a farm and asks the farmer, "If I can count how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" The farmer reluctantly agrees. After some counting, the blonde woman says, "there is 124 sheep in your farm." Shocked, the farmer counts them. Sure enough, there are 124 sheep. The woman picks one up and takes it to her car. Right when she's about to leave, the farmer knocks on her window and asks,"Ma'am, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
A blond is tired
A blond gets tired of blond jokes, so she dyes her hair. She goes for a ride and comes across a farmer with a flock of sheep. She asks the farmer, "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?" The farmer accepts. The blond guesses, "382". The farmer says, "Wow, that's correct. Pick any one you want!" She looks over the entire flock before picking one and putting it in her car. The farmer then says, "I have an offer for you. If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
A blonde goes to buy a TV.
A blonde goes out to buy a TV at a department store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair brown. She then goes back to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.
Amazed she goes out and dyes her hair ginger. She later returns to the store.
Blonde: I'd like that TV please.
Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: How did you know I'm blonde?
Clerk: Because that's a Microwave.
A blonde woman walks into a shop
A blonde woman walks into a shop and says
"I'd like to buy that tv"
The man replies
"You cannot"
The woman replies
"Why not?"
The man says "because you're blonde"
So, the woman walks out and dyes her hair brown and returns later that day. She says to the man
"I'd like to buy that tv"
He replies
"You cant because you're blonde"
She says
"What?! How do you know??!"
He says
Because that's not a TV that's a microwave"
A blonde woman goes to the shop and sees a TV
She asks the employee if she can buy that TV. The employer says they don't sell to blondes.
So she dyes her hair brown and comes back with the same request. The employee again says they don't sell to blondes.
So she dyes her hair black and comes back for a third time. The employee says they don't sell to blondes. The blonde, now very annoyed, asks the employee how he knew she was blonde.
The employee says ma'am, that's a microwave
A blonde decides to buy a TV
She walks into a store and asks for a TV. The shopkeeper says "We don't sell to blondes."
She gets angry and dyes her hair black. Tomorrow she comes into the same shop, and asks for a TV. The shopkeeper says again, "We don't sell to blondes."
"How did you know I was blonde?"
"This is a microwave store."
Blonde Jokes
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
artificial intelligence
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
Selling her soul for intelligence
What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?
Trans-ginger.
How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette?
Artificial intelligence
What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?
Transgingered
What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?
Transginger.
Ivan Drago didn't seem to care too much when he found out Apollo Creed uses just for men...
He simply responded with "If he dyes, he dyes."
What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?
Brainwashing.
I sell dyes at my dye shop but everyone is scared of me
I only ask my customers "Hey, wanna dye?"
What does a textile work say when he dyes clothes?
Indigo.
A blonde walks into a shop and asks the worker how much for this tv?
The worker replies sorry we don't sell to blondes.
So she leaves, goes home and dyes her hair, and comes back to the store a brunette. She then asks the worker again how much for this tv?
He again replies with sorry, we don't sell to blondes.
So she goes home yet again, dyes her hair red, and walks back to the store and asks how much for this tv?
The worker responds yet again with sorry, we don't sell to blondes
The woman, in anger replies with HOW CAN YOU TELL IM A BLONDE??!!
The man calmly states that's not a tv, it's a microwave.
A blonde walks into a store
She sees a TV within her price range and tells the salesperson "I'd like to buy this TV"
"I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
She decides to go home and dye her hair black and returns the next day to buy the TV.
Once again.. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Desperate for a new TV, she goes home and dyes her hair red.
She enters the store the next day with confidence that she'll finally be able to buy a new TV.
Once again the salesperson told her "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Not understanding how she could possibly be denied after all she's done, she asks: "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Well, because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
A blonde walks into a store and asks, may I buy that tv, the store salesman say, sorry, we don't serve blondes.
she comes the next day with her hair dyed black, and
asks the same guy, can I buy this tv. the salesman says, sorry, we don't serve
blondes. frustrated, the next day she dyes her hair red and to make sure, she asks a
different salesman, can I buy this tv. he says, sorry, we don't serve blondes. the
blonde says, how on earth did u know I was blonde. the salesman says, that's a
microwave.
A blonde walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, I like that TV".
The bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".
The next day the blonde dyes her hair red and walks into the same bar.
She says again, "Hey, I like that TV".
The Bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".
The third day the blonde comes back, this time with her hair dyed brown.
She says again, "Hey, I like that TV".
The Bartender says, "Sorry, I don't talk to blondes".
The woman asks the bartender, "How did you know I was the same person?"
The bartender replies, "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave".
A Blonde Joke
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
A blonde wants to buy a new TV
She goes into a store, makes her choice and asks an assistant "How much does this TV cost?"
The assistant looks at her and says "Sorry ma'am I'm afraid we don't sell to blondes." Confused and irritated, the blonde leaves the store. Determined to buy a TV, she dyes her hair black and goes back a week later. She goes to checkout and says "I'd like to buy this TV." The cashier looks up at her and says "sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes."
"But how did you know I was a natural blonde? And why won't you sell me this TV, just because I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave, ma'am"
