Following is our collection of funny Dyed jokes. There are some dyed purple jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dyed hair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
Everyone Dyed.
I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside
Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
He dyed in his sleep.
But it dyed.
"You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."
I think I dyed a little inside.
It dyed.
He calls it "the Whitney"
It's black and dyed in the bath.
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A glimmer of hope
The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
I dyed a little inside.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Because it was Far Out!
He dyed.
Jesus *dyed* for our sins.
I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.
One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro
He dyed.
...are you staying true to your roots?
I dyed a little inside..
I heard a ton of people have dyed there
I think she's going through a midwife crisis.
I mean, I killed my rabbit.
He dyed.
I dyed
I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.
They dyed happily.
She dyed.
I dyed a little inside.
They are dyed for our sins.
It is to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins.
I think I dyed a little inside.
A transginger
Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
He dyed.
Dyed by her own hand.
I don't know, he just dyed
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
They all DYED!
But I think I've dyed a little inside.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
She dyed peacefully in her sleep
A transginger
When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."
When your hair is dyed
They must have dyed inside a little.
He dyed.
Getting my hair dyed at home was a personal highlight.
The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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