Dyed Jokes
84 dyed jokes and hilarious dyed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dyed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dyed Short Jokes
Short dyed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyed humour may include short dyes jokes also.
- I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside.
- I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter. I think I dyed a little inside.
- I swallowed some food coloring once I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
- My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter... "You see, son, we color easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."
- Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- Why did the flower go to the party on the first day of spring? It wanted to blossom and have a bud-dy good time!
- I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
- I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
- I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
- Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring? He dyed.
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Dyed One Liners
Which dyed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dyed? I can suggest the ones about hair dye and hair dying.
- I dyed my hair... I mean, I killed my rabbit.
- Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
- I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside.
- What is a blonde with dyed brown hair? Artificial intelligence.
- Did you hear about the haunted hair salon? I heard a ton of people have dyed there
- Didja hear about the guy whose wife got trapped in a vatful of ink? She dyed.
- Did you hear about that guy that drank a lot of food coloring? He dyed.
- I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning. I dyed a little inside.
- How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? "Ni-Hao-dy"
- I took a sip of what appears to be some sort of poisonous ink... I dyed a little inside..
- If you don't get your hair dyed... ...are you staying true to your roots?
- A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed.
- How do you cite a neckbeard? MLA'dy
- Did you hear about the 120-year-old textile worker? He dyed.
- What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope
Dyed Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny dyed hair jokes and even better dyed hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife hired this nice older woman to help deliver our baby at home, but she showed up to the house in a convertible and with dyed hair. I think she's going through a midwife crisis.
- So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now... A transginger
- Having a parent who was a hairdresser had some advantages... Getting my hair dyed at home was a personal highlight.
- When is the best occasion to wear a gravestone marker hat? When your hair is dyed
- Jack worked in a Nuclear plant. One day his hair suddenly turned pink. He dyed.
- My grandma changed her hair colour while taking a nap... She dyed peacefully in her sleep
- What do you call a blondie that dyed her hair Brown Artificial intelligence
- Did you hear about what happened to everyone that went to the hair-coloring festival? They all DYED!
- I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair! - How do you tell a natural blond apart from girls who have their hair dyed? Math test.
Comical Dyed Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about dyed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean colored hair jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dyed pranks.
RIP to all the eggs who...
dyed this weekend.
Coloured Eggs
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
I swallowed food coloring yesterday
I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside
I swallowed food coloring the other day
Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
Last year, I had an Easter egg
But it dyed.
Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?
Because it was Far Out!
I accidentally ate some food coloring the other day...
The doctor said that I'm fine, but I still feel like a little bit of me dyed that day.
I think I finally understand Easter...
Jesus *dyed* for our sins.
Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time?
Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.
What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo?
One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro
Did you hear about the tailor that got in a car accident?
He dyed.
After falling into a vat of food coloring...
I dyed
I ate some food coloring last week..
I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about the old couple that passed away decorating Easter eggs?
They dyed happily.
Just ate some food coloring
I dyed a little inside.
What do Easter eggs have to do with Jesus?
They are dyed for our sins.
Why is it tradition to color eggs for Easter?
It is to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins.
What do you call a dyed redhead?
A transginger
My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs
Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
She was what we called a s**... blonde'...
Dyed by her own hand.
How did the ink kill itself?
I don't know, he just dyed
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK.
But I think I've dyed a little inside.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.
When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."
I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little.
They must have dyed inside a little.
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave.
Took my dad shopping for some new shoes
He's 86 and found it quite tiring so we stopped for a coffee and a sandwich. While sitting there some teenagers sat at the table next to us.
One of them had a Mohican hairdo that was dyed all the colours of the rainbow and my dad wouldn't stop staring at him.
Eventually the boy got fed up of this and asked my dad sarcastically 'what is your problem old man haven't you ever done anything wild just for fun'
My dad, without missing a beat, replied
'I got drunk once in my 20's and had s**... with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son'
A man who made tie-dyed shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his business.
While filling out the documents, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of dye all over his paperwork. The poor man dyed a loan.
Why do we color eggs for Easter?
Because Jesus DYED for our sins.
Happy Easter!
