The Best 54 Dyed Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Dyed jokes. There are some dyed purple jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dyed hair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Dyed Jokes and Puns
Coloured Eggs
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
A bomb went off in an ink factory...
Everyone Dyed.
I swallowed food coloring yesterday
I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside
I swallowed food coloring the other day
Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist?
He dyed in his sleep.
Last year, I had an Easter egg
But it dyed.
My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter...
"You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."
I swallowed some food coloring earlier.
I think I dyed a little inside.
I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside.
A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building...
It dyed.
The drag queens hairdo
He calls it "the Whitney"
It's black and dyed in the bath.
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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?
A glimmer of hope
I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.
I dyed a little inside.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?
Because it was Far Out!
Did you hear about that guy that drank a lot of food coloring?
He dyed.
I think I finally understand Easter...
Jesus *dyed* for our sins.
I swallowed some food coloring once
I went to the doctor and he said I was fine, but I felt like I had dyed a little inside.
I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl
He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time?
Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.
What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo?
One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro
Did you hear about the tailor that got in a car accident?
He dyed.
If you don't get your hair dyed...
...are you staying true to your roots?
I took a sip of what appears to be some sort of poisonous ink...
I dyed a little inside..
Did you hear about the haunted hair salon?
I heard a ton of people have dyed there
My wife hired this nice older woman to help deliver our baby at home, but she showed up to the house in a convertible and with dyed hair.
I think she's going through a midwife crisis.
I dyed my hair...
I mean, I killed my rabbit.
Did you hear about the 120-year-old textile worker?
He dyed.
After falling into a vat of food coloring...
I dyed
I ate some food coloring last week..
I went to the doctor, turns out everything is fine, but I still feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Did you hear about the old couple that passed away decorating Easter eggs?
They dyed happily.
Didja hear about the guy whose wife got trapped in a vatful of ink?
She dyed.
Just ate some food coloring
I dyed a little inside.
What do Easter eggs have to do with Jesus?
They are dyed for our sins.
Why is it tradition to color eggs for Easter?
It is to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins.
I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.
I think I dyed a little inside.
What do you call a dyed redhead?
A transginger
My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs
Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.
Jack worked in a Nuclear plant. One day his hair suddenly turned pink.
He dyed.
She was what we called a 'suicide blonde'...
Dyed by her own hand.
How did the ink kill itself?
I don't know, he just dyed
An etymologist, an entomologist, and an etiologist walk into a bar.
"What'll it be?" The bartender asks.
"I'll have a beer," the etymologist says. "A word which comes from Latin *bibere*, meaning "to drink".
"I'll have an Americano," the entomologist says. "It was originally dyed with crushed beetles!"
The bartender gets them their drinks. "And for you, sir?" he asks the third man.
"I'm just wondering how I got here," the etiologist replies.
Did you hear about what happened to everyone that went to the hair-coloring festival?
They all DYED!
I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK.
But I think I've dyed a little inside.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave."
My grandma changed her hair colour while taking a nap...
She dyed peacefully in her sleep
So a ginger friend of mine got their hair dyed, I guess you could say they are now...
A transginger
I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.
When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."
When is the best occasion to wear a gravestone marker hat?
When your hair is dyed
I feel sorry for kids who used to eat chalks and crayons when they were little.
They must have dyed inside a little.
Did you hear about the guy who passed away because he consumed too much food coloring?
He dyed.
Having a parent who was a hairdresser had some advantages...
Getting my hair dyed at home was a personal highlight.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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