Dye Jokes

• Short Dye Jokes
• Dye One Liners
• Hair Dye Jokes
• Red Dye Jokes
• Food Dye Jokes
• Tie Dye Jokes
• More Dye Jokes

Funniest Dye Short Jokes

Short dye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dye humour may include short dyed jokes also.

1. I went to make my own james bond clothing, but came back with a plain, white T-shirt I had No Time To Dye.
2. What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek? A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.
   Credits: my bud
3. Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry.
   - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!
4. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
5. What did Lieutenant Worf say when he made rainbow T-shirts with his son? Today *is* a good day to dye!
6. Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise. No Time To Dye
7. I used to have a friend with the most beautiful blonde hair I haven't seen them in so long and I really hope they didn't dye
8. Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple? He was a rebel without a Claus
9. Why didn't the dyer color the hundred-year-old nun's
   garments? Because old habits dye hard.
10. I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it but I guess old habits dye hard.

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Dye One Liners

Which dye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dye? I can suggest the ones about tie and hair.

1. All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
2. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
   *
3. The day I found my first gray hairs... I thought I'd dye!
4. Why did Worf change his hair color? It was a good day to dye.
5. What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown... Artifical intelligence.
6. What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.
7. Did you hear the tragic story about the man who sat in food coloring? He dyes in the end.
8. If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring... I would dye.
9. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red? Artificial intelligence.
10. What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser? DYE DYE DYE!
11. How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black? He uses dye!
12. I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
13. I am never going to that hair salon. I hear it's where good hair goes to dye.
14. Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer? He's going to dye alone
15. Why were the nun's worn clothes colorfast? Because old habits dye hard.

Hair Dye Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair dye jokes and even better hair dye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film... ... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
• Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
  artificial intelligence
  What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
  Selling her soul for intelligence
• Rudy Giuliani house was searched So federal investigators searched Giuliano's house today. I thought they would find hair dye, but they didn't. I guess it ran.
• What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red? Trans-ginger.
• How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette? Artificial intelligence
• What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Transgingered
• Why do some blondes dye their hair? To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.
• I was so excited. My wife said she wanted to live the life of 50 Shades of Grey ... Then she stopped dyeing her hair.
• How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair.
• I'm gonna color my hair ... or dye tryin'

Red Dye Jokes

Here is a list of funny red dye jokes and even better red dye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? Transginger.
• What did the bottle of red hair dye say? Irish need not apply
• I caught my neighborhood stealing my red food dye... When he was caught red handed he said "I'm gonna dye".
• People who dye their hair red are killing their souls slowly until they become fully transgingered
• if you dye your head red Then you're trans-gingered

Food Dye Jokes

Here is a list of funny food dye jokes and even better food dye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye.
• I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dyeing inside.
• What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is n**... in dye and the other died in new.

Tie Dye Jokes

Here is a list of funny tie dye jokes and even better tie dye puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.
  "Ball up..."
• What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt? Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
• The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts... ..I guess it's a dying art.
• Hippie T-Shirt shop manager giving out work schedules: "We all tie-dye one day"
• What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ...
  A hippiepotamus

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Dye Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about dye you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toupee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dye pranks.